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"BOYFRIEND FOR A NIGHT"

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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

3
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Very good, Kent!

4
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Press well.

5
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Come on, Hayley.

6
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Seven minutes.

7
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After them, cowboy.

8
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See you in seven minutes.

9
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Tell me again, Stu.

10
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Kissing is first base.

11
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Second base is sine.

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-The third...
- Finger.

13
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- Finger?
- Or thumb.

14
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Oh.

15
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Charlie, believe me.

16
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Second base is the best.

17
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I love breasts.

18
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Anything else?

19
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a walk
It's a kiss on the cheek.

20
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A home run is a blowjob.

21
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What is a blowjob?

22
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I have no idea,

23
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but I heard my dad say

24
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They give him one on his birthday.

25
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It must be a good thing.

26
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Yes!

27
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You, me,

28
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the closet.

29
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Seven minutes.

30
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Paradise.

31
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He's disgusting.

32
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I'm sorry, Jennifer.

33
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Stop!

34
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Do not touch me.

35
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stand on that side

36
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and he will say that we kissed.

37
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I will... if you say "we did it."

38
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No! I'll say we kissed.

39
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Say I touched your breasts.

40
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No!
I'm going to say we kissed.

41
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Well.

42
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I kissed your breasts.

43
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Anisha!

44
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Don't see me like that.
You make me crazy.

45
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I look at you because I like you, Charlie.

46
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It's okay.

47
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Come on. Do what you want.

48
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No, thanks.
I'm new to this.

49
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Let me see your penis.

50
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What's wrong?
Don't you love me?

51
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Oh my God!

52
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That's my friend.

53
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He must be sucking her.

54
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Anisha!
I can't breathe!

55
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I love you, Charlie.

56
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Since third grade.

57
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Hey... thanks?

58
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You like to play hard to get.

59
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Let me go!

60
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I read in mom's Cosmo

61
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This increases the pleasure.

62
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Don't worry.
It's also my first time.

63
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First time what?
What do you kill?

64
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No, I make love.

65
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Leave me, crazy!

66
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Charlie Logan, you're not my boyfriend anymore.

67
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I curse you!

68
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“Me what?”

69
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I curse you.
You will never be happy.

70
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around you
love will fall like rain,

71
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but you will not maintain it.
Your heart will suffer!

72
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 �The woman who sleeps with you,

73
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I will be faithful to the next one!

74
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Isn't it by Phil Colins?

75
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What happened?

76
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Did you do the thumb thing?

77
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They could arrest us
for lack of morality.

78
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I like your way of thinking.

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Oh!

80
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Very good!

81
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Oh, God... Oh, God, Carol.

82
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I love you.

83
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I love you!

84
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Thank you.

85
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I love you, Charlie.

86
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Oh, how good.

87
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"How good"?

88
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I lick the sand from your eggs...

89
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and you say "How good"?

90
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No, to that I said "Oh my God."

91
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I said "Oh my God" with enthusiasm
to the licking of eggs.

92
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Look, I'm sorry.

93
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I don't believe that what starts with "A"
be something casual.

94
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What starts with "A"?
Are you 8 years old?

95
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What if you go to "M"?

96
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I can't believe
that you and Carol broke up.

97
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I adored you.

98
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Yes, but it made noise when eating.

99
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It's that word, Stu: Love.

100
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I wanted to say it, but no...
I couldn't.

101
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How could I say anything
if not sorry?

102
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Easy. Lie!

103
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What do you think they are based on?
all relationships?

104
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In lies.

105
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"No, they look good on you
the buttocks in those jeans. "

106
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"I adore your parents, my love."

107
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"This? How do you think?"
"It's not herpes."

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Do you understand me?

109
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Who are you taking?
to Katie's wedding?

110
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I don't know. Do you want to go?

111
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Do godmothers breastfeed?

112
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Of course I want to go!

113
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Do you know how easy it is
flirt at a wedding?

114
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Has it happened to you?

115
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Many times.

116
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It must be strange.

117
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6 months ago you were dating her

118
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and now she marries a doctor.

119
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I am a doctor.

120
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He is a cardiac surgeon.
You are a dentist.

121
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It's like saying that Patton
and Colonel Mustard

122
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They are military.

123
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Hello, Dr. Stu.

124
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Natalie.

125
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"PLASTIC SURGEON"

126
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I masturbate
watching their mammograms.

127
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I love my job.

128
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Every day is Christmas.

129
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Who will you serve today?

130
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 �Dr. Charlie, you're 5 minutes late!

131
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Has 4 fillings, 3 cleanings,

132
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2 crowns and a root canal.

133
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You have too many patients

134
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and I have very little patience

135
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why is he gossiping

136
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with Dr. Tits in the hallway.

137
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How are you, Reba?

138
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Was he looking at my tits?

139
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Because I am very happy

140
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with what God gave me.

141
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It wasn't coming...

142
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Come on, Dr. Charlie.

143
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I don't want anyone else

144
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When thinking of you
I rub

145
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I don't want anyone else

146
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when I think of you
I touch myself

147
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You are what...

148
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You are my wingman.

149
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If the blonde asks,

150
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I am the billionaire who invented
the cheese in strips.

151
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To the redhead,

152
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tell him what I wrote
"We Are the World"

153
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and to the cheerleader, tell her that my penis

154
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It's in the Guinness Book
of world records

155
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for the thickness, not for the length.

156
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I want it to sound credible.

157
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Just look!

158
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Activate pelvis.

159
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Hold on to your pants.

160
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The bride, who just got married,

161
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He wants to toast with you.

162
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I want to thank you all

163
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for sharing this day with us.

164
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I couldn't be happier

165
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of what I am.

166
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Wait until tonight, darling.

167
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I know it's unorthodox,

168
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but I also want to toast

169
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by Charlie Logan.

170
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Thank you, Charlie, for being
my good luck charm.

171
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For Charlie!

172
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- For Charlie!
- By Charlie.

173
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So... are you that Charlie?

174
00:10:03,902 --> 00:10:05,130
What Charlie?

175
00:10:05,236 --> 00:10:08,569
You know, Charlie, the... the dentist.

176
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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

177
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- How horrible.
- Are you okay?

178
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- Yes.
- I'm sorry, it wasn't my intention.

179
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Excuse me.

180
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Heavens.

181
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Take.

182
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- Thank you.
- Yes.

183
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Oh. There is my place.

184
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Sit down.

185
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What did I miss?

186
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Not much.

187
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The usual.
"Yes." "Yes."

188
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"You can kiss the bride."

189
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White cake with raspberry

190
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and they released the doves,

191
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but they don't want to leave.

192
00:11:08,099 --> 00:11:10,727
I'm Cam.
I went to university with my girlfriend.

193
00:11:10,835 --> 00:11:13,065
I'm Charlie.
I went out with her.

194
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Me too!

195
00:11:15,874 --> 00:11:18,468
No, I mean, it was just one time.

196
00:11:18,576 --> 00:11:19,975
We experimented in the 2nd year.

197
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we were very young
and we were drunk.

198
00:11:28,953 --> 00:11:31,581
Are they submerging her in acid?

199
00:11:31,689 --> 00:11:35,386
Waiter, could you bring chloroform
for the singer?

200
00:11:35,493 --> 00:11:37,120
What are you going to sing?

201
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I was thinking about
"Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi.

202
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Really?
That one was going to sing.

203
00:11:40,999 --> 00:11:42,330
- Really?
- No.

204
00:11:45,737 --> 00:11:47,637
What do you do, Cam?

205
00:11:47,739 --> 00:11:50,173
I take care of the penguins
at Aqua World.

206
00:11:51,509 --> 00:11:53,033
No, seriously, what are you doing?

207
00:11:54,312 --> 00:11:55,336
- Really?
- Yes.

208
00:11:55,446 --> 00:11:56,378
I'm a serial killer.

209
00:11:56,481 --> 00:11:58,642
My passion is to kill people
that I know at weddings.

210
00:11:58,750 --> 00:11:59,648
And you?

211
00:11:59,751 --> 00:12:02,242
I'm from the FBI.
You are arrested.

212
00:12:02,353 --> 00:12:04,218
It's over, Miss Wexler,

213
00:12:04,322 --> 00:12:06,381
if that is your real name.

214
00:12:08,193 --> 00:12:10,127
In fact, I am a dentist.

215
00:12:10,228 --> 00:12:11,456
Are you a dentist?

216
00:12:11,563 --> 00:12:13,895
I have perfect teeth.
Not a single cavity.

217
00:12:13,998 --> 00:12:15,295
Do you want to see?

218
00:12:16,401 --> 00:12:18,062
My legs! My legs!

219
00:12:18,169 --> 00:12:19,067
I'm sorry.

220
00:12:20,171 --> 00:12:21,263
Water!

221
00:12:22,807 --> 00:12:23,967
Oh no!

222
00:12:24,075 --> 00:12:25,269
I'm sorry.

223
00:12:26,377 --> 00:12:28,641
I'm going to clean you well...

224
00:12:29,948 --> 00:12:31,040
No, leave it.

225
00:12:31,149 --> 00:12:32,810
Wait. Let me see.

226
00:12:32,917 --> 00:12:36,080
- Thank you.
- Looks like you came!

227
00:12:36,921 --> 00:12:38,354
Well, here I am.

228
00:12:38,456 --> 00:12:39,946
What are your other two wishes?

229
00:12:41,359 --> 00:12:43,691
Stu, Cam.
Cam, Stu.

230
00:12:43,795 --> 00:12:44,693
- Hello.
- Hello.

231
00:12:44,796 --> 00:12:47,230
Actually, I'm Doctor Stu.

232
00:12:47,332 --> 00:12:48,765
I am a plastic surgeon.

233
00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:51,563
If someone has an accident
or is born deformed,

234
00:12:51,669 --> 00:12:53,102
I help them.

235
00:12:53,204 --> 00:12:55,399
By "deformed" he means
to small breasts.

236
00:12:56,975 --> 00:12:58,442
He is jealous

237
00:12:58,543 --> 00:13:00,704
because it cleans tartar all day

238
00:13:00,812 --> 00:13:02,609
while I beautify the world.

239
00:13:03,915 --> 00:13:06,315
Cam, you can't imagine the moron

240
00:13:06,417 --> 00:13:08,282
who tried to hook me up.

241
00:13:08,386 --> 00:13:09,717
Oh, hello.

242
00:13:09,821 --> 00:13:10,719
Hello.

243
00:13:10,822 --> 00:13:11,982
- Again.
- Yes.

244
00:13:12,090 --> 00:13:13,489
Yes.

245
00:13:14,525 --> 00:13:15,753
I have to go.

246
00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:17,487
Very nice...

247
00:13:18,663 --> 00:13:19,823
tits and teeth.

248
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:25,934
I think he didn't like it.

249
00:13:26,037 --> 00:13:28,335
How are you, girls?

250
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:31,467
Hello.

251
00:13:31,576 --> 00:13:33,043
hello!

252
00:13:33,144 --> 00:13:34,702
- You look great.
- Thank you.

253
00:13:34,812 --> 00:13:36,336
You too.

254
00:13:36,447 --> 00:13:38,745
How are you and Carol doing?

255
00:13:39,951 --> 00:13:41,009
We are...

256
00:13:42,987 --> 00:13:46,821
we are giving
a little space.

257
00:13:46,925 --> 00:13:49,189
Sometimes you worry me, Chuck.

258
00:13:49,294 --> 00:13:51,922
Always the godmother, never the bride.

259
00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:53,691
It's better to have loved and lost

260
00:13:53,798 --> 00:13:55,561
than never having loved.

261
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:59,831
I'll believe it when you tell me
honestly that you have loved.

262
00:13:59,938 --> 00:14:01,132
<i>Touch�.</i>

263
00:14:03,174 --> 00:14:05,142
I want to see you happy, Chuckles.

264
00:14:07,045 --> 00:14:09,570
Attention, mamacitas!

265
00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:11,376
All the singles

266
00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:14,212
under the terrace.
The bride is going to throw the bouquet.

267
00:14:14,319 --> 00:14:15,513
See you.

268
00:14:23,628 --> 00:14:24,686
Ready?

269
00:14:24,796 --> 00:14:27,424
One!

270
00:14:27,532 --> 00:14:29,727
Two!

271
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:31,358
Three!

272
00:14:51,322 --> 00:14:52,220
Good morning, Reba.

273
00:14:52,323 --> 00:14:53,881
Good morning, Dr. Logan.

274
00:14:55,493 --> 00:14:57,893
Good morning, doctor.

275
00:14:57,996 --> 00:14:59,930
I think I have cavities.

276
00:15:00,031 --> 00:15:01,430
Me too.

277
00:15:36,367 --> 00:15:38,392
- Hello, Sharon. Is Stu there?
- Hello.

278
00:15:38,503 --> 00:15:40,937
Sharon...
Ah, Dr. Logan!

279
00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:43,166
Can you come for a moment?

280
00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:51,176
Oh, sorry.

281
00:15:51,282 --> 00:15:53,443
Wait, wait.
We need you.

282
00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:55,382
Dr. Logan,

283
00:15:57,055 --> 00:15:58,613
she is Pleasure.

284
00:15:58,723 --> 00:15:59,883
Nice to meet you.

285
00:15:59,991 --> 00:16:01,822
The pleasure is mine.

286
00:16:01,926 --> 00:16:03,450
Did you understand it?

287
00:16:03,561 --> 00:16:05,256
"The pleasure is mine"?

288
00:16:05,363 --> 00:16:07,331
My name is Pleasure.

289
00:16:07,432 --> 00:16:12,096
That's... enormously clever.

290
00:16:13,538 --> 00:16:15,062
We need a second opinion.

291
00:16:15,173 --> 00:16:17,539
What do you think?

292
00:16:17,642 --> 00:16:20,042
Are they couples?

293
00:16:20,144 --> 00:16:21,236
You knew they were couples.

294
00:16:21,345 --> 00:16:22,676
Of course, I made them!

295
00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:24,975
I wanted you to see them
without having to pay.

296
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:27,051
How did you get the license?
to practice medicine?

297
00:16:27,151 --> 00:16:29,381
Is a license needed?

298
00:16:29,487 --> 00:16:33,150
Hey, have you noticed
something different about me?

299
00:16:33,257 --> 00:16:36,658
Besides your aversion
for the huge and fantastic tits...

300
00:16:36,761 --> 00:16:39,491
Women are slipping away from me

301
00:16:39,597 --> 00:16:41,497
like never before.

302
00:16:41,599 --> 00:16:43,066
Really?

303
00:16:51,742 --> 00:16:53,710
Incredible.

304
00:16:54,779 --> 00:16:56,906
Charlie! Stuart.

305
00:16:57,014 --> 00:16:58,208
Carol.

306
00:16:58,316 --> 00:17:00,682
Are they in fashion again?

307
00:17:01,986 --> 00:17:03,817
You're getting married.

308
00:17:03,921 --> 00:17:06,253
What can I tell you?

309
00:17:06,357 --> 00:17:08,416
I guess you bring good luck.

310
00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:27,835
It has 14 new messages.

311
00:17:27,945 --> 00:17:29,037
First message.

312
00:17:29,147 --> 00:17:31,274
Hello, Charlie.
My name is Nicole Adams.

313
00:17:31,382 --> 00:17:32,508
You don't know me.

314
00:17:32,617 --> 00:17:34,551
Amy, from Radiology,
He gave me your number.

315
00:17:34,652 --> 00:17:36,620
I wanted to know if you would like to go out

316
00:17:36,721 --> 00:17:37,881
to have a drink.

317
00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:40,582
Hello, Charlie.
I'm Julia.

318
00:17:40,691 --> 00:17:43,251
I don't normally do this,
but I'm desperate...

319
00:17:44,595 --> 00:17:46,062
I don't know how you choose who to date,

320
00:17:46,164 --> 00:17:47,495
but I'm tall, blonde...

321
00:17:48,733 --> 00:17:50,132
Hello. My name is Daisy.

322
00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:51,701
I'm in the city...

323
00:17:52,803 --> 00:17:54,065
Hello. My name is Bob.

324
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:56,072
It's not a wrong number.
Listen to me.

325
00:17:57,175 --> 00:17:58,107
Hello. I'm Cindy.

326
00:17:58,209 --> 00:17:59,369
I'm a friend of Katie...

327
00:18:00,478 --> 00:18:01,376
I'm Colleen...

328
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:03,845
Hello. I met you at the gym,

329
00:18:03,948 --> 00:18:04,937
on the StairMaster.

330
00:18:09,754 --> 00:18:11,619
Eat, Shadow.

331
00:18:11,722 --> 00:18:14,350
It's your last chance
before sleeping.

332
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,483
Very good.

333
00:18:16,594 --> 00:18:19,154
Grumpy, don't be gluttonous.

334
00:18:19,263 --> 00:18:22,630
Don't be like that. That's from Chester.

335
00:18:22,733 --> 00:18:24,098
Take.

336
00:18:24,202 --> 00:18:26,500
Very good.

337
00:18:26,604 --> 00:18:28,868
Here, Dougie.
Eat it.

338
00:18:30,274 --> 00:18:31,866
Come on, Tina.

339
00:18:31,976 --> 00:18:34,308
Grumpy, you're a pig.

340
00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:37,410
Hurry up, Joe!

341
00:18:37,515 --> 00:18:39,107
I want to go home.

342
00:18:42,887 --> 00:18:44,616
Did you get lost?

343
00:18:44,722 --> 00:18:45,814
I'm sorry.

344
00:18:45,923 --> 00:18:47,254
I gave him five...

345
00:18:48,092 --> 00:18:50,287
smoked my water pipe.

346
00:18:50,394 --> 00:18:52,862
If they see you with mota,
They are going to fire you.

347
00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:54,454
They don't care that you're my brother.

348
00:18:54,565 --> 00:18:55,964
Take a tranquilizer.

349
00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:58,592
How will they know?

350
00:18:58,703 --> 00:19:01,365
You smell like you took a bath
in the water of your pipe.

351
00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:03,963
Chido.

352
00:19:04,075 --> 00:19:05,167
What do you have in your pocket?

353
00:19:08,946 --> 00:19:11,107
Oh, I've been looking for it...

354
00:19:11,215 --> 00:19:12,682
three months.

355
00:19:12,783 --> 00:19:14,546
Hello, Skully.

356
00:19:20,524 --> 00:19:22,515
Joe!
I'm slipping!

357
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,227
and you think that I
I even see my mother.

358
00:19:36,674 --> 00:19:39,006
No, Grumpy!

359
00:19:50,621 --> 00:19:51,588
Are you okay?

360
00:19:53,424 --> 00:19:55,221
I broke a piece of my tooth.

361
00:19:56,427 --> 00:19:57,985
I finally met you.

362
00:19:58,095 --> 00:19:59,119
Allow me.

363
00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:00,697
- Oh, thank you.
- You are welcome.

364
00:20:03,134 --> 00:20:04,567
- Ready.
- Yes.

365
00:20:10,308 --> 00:20:11,468
Very good.

366
00:20:11,575 --> 00:20:12,473
Ready?

367
00:20:12,576 --> 00:20:14,009
Yes, let's go.

368
00:20:19,684 --> 00:20:20,981
"You don't want...

369
00:20:21,085 --> 00:20:22,211
What?

370
00:20:24,455 --> 00:20:25,717
I don't know, dinner first?

371
00:20:25,823 --> 00:20:27,654
Is that how it works?

372
00:20:27,758 --> 00:20:29,885
That's how it works?

373
00:20:29,994 --> 00:20:30,961
Luck.

374
00:20:31,062 --> 00:20:32,654
Luck. The magic.

375
00:20:32,763 --> 00:20:33,889
The spell.

376
00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:37,395
One moment.

377
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:41,061
Gretel, what the hell are you talking about?

378
00:20:41,172 --> 00:20:43,333
You bring good luck.
You have sex with a woman

379
00:20:43,441 --> 00:20:45,204
and she finds her true love.

380
00:20:45,309 --> 00:20:46,469
Isn't that so?

381
00:20:46,577 --> 00:20:47,737
Has everyone lost their mind?

382
00:20:47,845 --> 00:20:48,869
That's ridiculous. Absurd.

383
00:20:48,979 --> 00:20:51,413
Do you want up or down?

384
00:20:51,515 --> 00:20:53,415
Keep that in its place.

385
00:20:53,517 --> 00:20:55,542
That's... No.

386
00:20:55,653 --> 00:20:57,746
I don't want to take advantage of you.

387
00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:03,654
Look, don't take it so seriously.

388
00:21:03,761 --> 00:21:04,887
I don't take it seriously.

389
00:21:04,995 --> 00:21:06,690
I do it for fun.

390
00:21:06,797 --> 00:21:09,265
And you wouldn't be taking advantage of me.

391
00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:12,336
Do you know how many boyfriends
failures have I had?

392
00:21:12,436 --> 00:21:15,030
Do you know how many times
I have given myself,

393
00:21:15,139 --> 00:21:16,697
in body, mind and soul,

394
00:21:16,807 --> 00:21:19,037
waiting for that man
was the good one,

395
00:21:19,143 --> 00:21:23,512
and then discover
that he was just another bastard?

396
00:21:23,614 --> 00:21:25,639
If there is a possibility,

397
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:30,744
even if it is 0.0001%,
that you are the key...

398
00:21:30,855 --> 00:21:34,621
whether to be with you
could lead me to something better,

399
00:21:34,725 --> 00:21:39,594
then I would be
taking advantage of you.

400
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:44,733
Do you want sex?
before or after dinner?

401
00:21:44,835 --> 00:21:47,269
I have dinner plans.

402
00:21:49,006 --> 00:21:51,907
I have to answer.
It's my emergency line.

403
00:21:52,009 --> 00:21:53,909
Emergency. How sexy.

404
00:21:54,011 --> 00:21:55,137
Well?

405
00:21:55,246 --> 00:21:57,305
Hi, I'm Cam Wexler.

406
00:21:57,415 --> 00:21:59,383
Do you remember me, from the wedding?

407
00:21:59,483 --> 00:22:01,417
The serial killer.

408
00:22:05,423 --> 00:22:06,913
Yes! Yes, hello.

409
00:22:07,024 --> 00:22:08,252
I'm sorry to bother you,

410
00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:10,919
but I have a dental emergency.

411
00:22:11,028 --> 00:22:12,928
You don't have to make up stories.

412
00:22:13,030 --> 00:22:16,193
If you want to see me, just tell me.

413
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:17,995
No, I broke a tooth,

414
00:22:18,102 --> 00:22:19,091
it's saturday night

415
00:22:19,203 --> 00:22:21,501
and I don't know who else to call.

416
00:22:21,605 --> 00:22:23,129
How did you break it?

417
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,208
I slipped when fighting fish

418
00:22:25,309 --> 00:22:26,503
down an ice ramp,

419
00:22:26,610 --> 00:22:27,872
a penguin knocked me down

420
00:22:27,978 --> 00:22:30,276
and fell flat
on a rock of fake ice.

421
00:22:30,381 --> 00:22:32,440
That's very common.

422
00:22:32,550 --> 00:22:34,211
Do you know where my office is?

423
00:22:34,318 --> 00:22:36,616
Yes, here I have your card.

424
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,449
I can arrive in 20 minutes.

425
00:22:38,556 --> 00:22:40,581
In 20 minutes.
I'm going there.

426
00:22:40,691 --> 00:22:41,988
Well.

427
00:22:55,039 --> 00:22:56,836
Very good, it's settled.

428
00:22:56,941 --> 00:22:58,306
Does it hurt you?

429
00:22:59,643 --> 00:23:01,907
Could you describe
to the penguin that attacked you?

430
00:23:02,012 --> 00:23:03,274
Very funny.

431
00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:04,472
You can rinse.

432
00:23:07,551 --> 00:23:09,143
Seriously, what happened?

433
00:23:09,253 --> 00:23:10,777
 �A war between the gangs

434
00:23:10,888 --> 00:23:12,617
of the North Pole and the South Pole?

435
00:23:12,723 --> 00:23:14,850
There are no penguins at the North Pole.

436
00:23:14,959 --> 00:23:16,187
Only polar bears.

437
00:23:16,293 --> 00:23:18,454
You really are a fan
of the penguins, right?

438
00:23:18,562 --> 00:23:20,086
You have no idea.

439
00:23:20,197 --> 00:23:22,256
Obsession is not enough.

440
00:23:22,366 --> 00:23:24,266
I believe you.

441
00:23:24,368 --> 00:23:26,097
Oh, what is that?

442
00:23:26,203 --> 00:23:29,570
I travel to Guatemala every year

443
00:23:29,673 --> 00:23:31,436
to help the poor.

444
00:23:32,510 --> 00:23:34,603
How cute.

445
00:23:37,648 --> 00:23:38,615
I'm sorry!

446
00:23:38,716 --> 00:23:40,343
Oh! Oh no!
They fit you!

447
00:23:40,451 --> 00:23:41,349
They are nailed!

448
00:23:41,452 --> 00:23:42,714
- What?
- Those things!

449
00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:44,344
Oh, God.

450
00:23:45,122 --> 00:23:46,749
I'm sorry.

451
00:23:46,857 --> 00:23:49,257
- This is serious.
- Don't worry.

452
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,418
- You're hurt.
- No problem.

453
00:23:50,528 --> 00:23:51,790
Very sorry.

454
00:23:51,896 --> 00:23:53,295
You should wear a vest.

455
00:23:53,397 --> 00:23:56,491
Oh, this always happens to me.

456
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:57,794
Are you okay?

457
00:23:57,902 --> 00:23:59,062
Yes. Yes, I'm fine.

458
00:23:59,169 --> 00:24:00,500
- Are you sure?
- I feel good.

459
00:24:00,604 --> 00:24:04,301
Heavens. I hope you leave me
buy you a new shirt.

460
00:24:04,408 --> 00:24:07,138
No. No, really.

461
00:24:07,244 --> 00:24:09,906
But I hope you let me
take you to dinner

462
00:24:10,648 --> 00:24:12,013
someday

463
00:24:12,116 --> 00:24:14,380
Believe me, you can do more damage
with a knife.

464
00:24:14,485 --> 00:24:17,682
Sorry, no...
I can't.

465
00:24:17,788 --> 00:24:19,949
How much do I owe you for the tooth?

466
00:24:20,057 --> 00:24:22,218
One moment.
You draw blood from me...

467
00:24:22,326 --> 00:24:25,227
and you don't want to compensate me?

468
00:24:25,329 --> 00:24:27,923
Please. How much is it?

469
00:24:28,032 --> 00:24:29,021
No.

470
00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:30,657
I don't accept your money.

471
00:24:31,535 --> 00:24:32,695
Are you sure?

472
00:24:32,970 --> 00:24:34,130
I won't accept it.

473
00:24:34,238 --> 00:24:36,263
Really?

474
00:24:36,373 --> 00:24:37,271
Thank you.

475
00:24:37,374 --> 00:24:38,363
Yes.

476
00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:40,977
- I'm sorry.
- No.

477
00:24:42,713 --> 00:24:45,113
See you in 6 months
for some routine stabbing.

478
00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:47,774
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

479
00:25:02,967 --> 00:25:04,628
Did you change your mind?

480
00:25:04,735 --> 00:25:06,202
My car won't start.

481
00:25:07,137 --> 00:25:08,229
Yes, of course.

482
00:25:08,339 --> 00:25:10,068
I left the lights on.

483
00:25:13,377 --> 00:25:14,537
I'm going to push it.

484
00:25:14,645 --> 00:25:16,875
No, wait. I want to plug you in.

485
00:25:25,189 --> 00:25:26,087
Now?

486
00:25:26,190 --> 00:25:28,852
No. Wait until I put this here.

487
00:25:28,959 --> 00:25:30,051
Now?

488
00:25:33,697 --> 00:25:34,857
Oh!

489
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:37,994
Are you okay?

490
00:25:38,102 --> 00:25:39,160
Yes.

491
00:25:39,269 --> 00:25:40,167
Let's...

492
00:25:40,270 --> 00:25:41,396
Excuse me.

493
00:25:41,505 --> 00:25:43,029
No, don't worry.

494
00:25:43,140 --> 00:25:44,835
He cauterized my wounds.

495
00:25:47,444 --> 00:25:48,411
Thank you.

496
00:25:48,512 --> 00:25:51,174
Thanks for fixing my tooth

497
00:25:51,281 --> 00:25:52,475
and start my car.

498
00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:53,914
It was nothing.

499
00:25:59,023 --> 00:26:01,184
And... thanks for taking me home

500
00:26:01,291 --> 00:26:03,282
to bring my other keys.

501
00:26:09,199 --> 00:26:12,532
I have the feeling that
These things happen to you a lot.

502
00:26:13,470 --> 00:26:15,267
my brother says
that I have fairy hands.

503
00:26:15,372 --> 00:26:16,270
Fairy?

504
00:26:16,373 --> 00:26:18,307
Yes, because everything...

505
00:26:18,409 --> 00:26:20,206
what I touch, the...

506
00:26:20,310 --> 00:26:21,572
Details.

507
00:26:21,679 --> 00:26:23,374
Look at my thumb.

508
00:26:24,748 --> 00:26:25,806
Heavens!

509
00:26:25,916 --> 00:26:27,941
Did you get angry with a stamp?

510
00:26:29,153 --> 00:26:31,018
How many bones have you broken?

511
00:26:31,121 --> 00:26:33,419
- 12.
- 12 bones?

512
00:26:33,524 --> 00:26:36,118
So don't get too close to me.

513
00:26:36,226 --> 00:26:38,786
Oh, I can't believe it's that bad.

514
00:26:39,930 --> 00:26:40,954
Is this the heating?

515
00:26:41,065 --> 00:26:42,032
No!

516
00:26:45,769 --> 00:26:47,293
The convertible roof.

517
00:26:47,404 --> 00:26:49,463
Heavens.

518
00:26:53,377 --> 00:26:54,503
Don't turn it off.

519
00:26:54,611 --> 00:26:55,509
Well.

520
00:26:55,612 --> 00:26:57,011
Shit!

521
00:26:57,114 --> 00:26:59,639
Shit! Shit! Shit!

522
00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:01,081
Excuse my French.

523
00:27:01,185 --> 00:27:04,313
I speak a little French
and that sounds like shit.

524
00:27:04,421 --> 00:27:06,582
I left the key to my house
on a keychain...

525
00:27:06,690 --> 00:27:07,952
You know what? It doesn't matter.

526
00:27:25,843 --> 00:27:26,832
I have them!

527
00:27:34,918 --> 00:27:35,907
- Sorry.
- Are you okay?

528
00:27:36,019 --> 00:27:37,486
Yes.

529
00:27:37,588 --> 00:27:39,453
I hope these are the keys.

530
00:27:53,470 --> 00:27:54,630
Thank you.

531
00:27:54,738 --> 00:27:56,797
I'm so sorry about the roof.

532
00:27:56,907 --> 00:27:59,307
the... damage to the nerves in your back,

533
00:27:59,409 --> 00:28:02,401
about the electrocution and...

534
00:28:02,513 --> 00:28:05,175
I really want to pay you for the tooth.

535
00:28:05,282 --> 00:28:07,443
I already told you.
Invite me to dinner.

536
00:28:08,952 --> 00:28:10,317
To lunch.

537
00:28:10,420 --> 00:28:12,081
To the candy machine.

538
00:28:12,189 --> 00:28:15,090
Something to drink. Water.
I am easy.

539
00:28:22,833 --> 00:28:24,130
It's just...

540
00:28:24,234 --> 00:28:26,828
I am not emotionally available.

541
00:28:26,937 --> 00:28:28,404
I don't mind.

542
00:28:28,505 --> 00:28:30,837
I'm looking more for a physical relationship.

543
00:28:31,909 --> 00:28:33,171
That's what I've heard.

544
00:28:34,278 --> 00:28:35,506
It was a joke.

545
00:28:35,612 --> 00:28:38,240
A stupid joke.

546
00:28:38,348 --> 00:28:41,749
It's okay. I understand.

547
00:28:41,852 --> 00:28:43,114
So not?

548
00:28:45,155 --> 00:28:46,520
I'm sorry.

549
00:28:49,092 --> 00:28:50,582
Good evening, Dr. Logan.

550
00:28:59,303 --> 00:29:00,235
Thank you.

551
00:29:00,337 --> 00:29:02,498
I...

552
00:29:02,606 --> 00:29:04,403
Yes.

553
00:29:45,949 --> 00:29:47,041
Hello, Dr. Charlie.

554
00:29:47,150 --> 00:29:49,277
Reba! What the hell are you doing here?

555
00:29:49,386 --> 00:29:50,648
I didn't mean to scare him.

556
00:29:50,754 --> 00:29:53,154
I used the key he gave me
for emergencies.

557
00:29:53,257 --> 00:29:55,384
What is the emergency?

558
00:29:55,492 --> 00:29:58,120
Just about the spell.

559
00:29:59,162 --> 00:30:00,129
You too?

560
00:30:00,230 --> 00:30:01,390
Someone wrote it

561
00:30:01,498 --> 00:30:03,090
in perfectmatch. Com.

562
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,827
It's to find a partner.

563
00:30:04,935 --> 00:30:06,334
Yes, I know what it is.

564
00:30:06,436 --> 00:30:07,596
This is out of control.

565
00:30:07,704 --> 00:30:09,137
They were pure coincidences.

566
00:30:09,239 --> 00:30:10,570
That's what I thought.

567
00:30:10,674 --> 00:30:13,507
But then I went to urbanlegends. com

568
00:30:13,610 --> 00:30:14,941
and no one says it's not true.

569
00:30:15,045 --> 00:30:17,843
See you in the office on Monday.
Good night.

570
00:30:17,948 --> 00:30:19,745
It has always helped me.

571
00:30:19,850 --> 00:30:21,511
When you need days off

572
00:30:21,618 --> 00:30:23,279
or a ride home, yes.

573
00:30:23,387 --> 00:30:25,287
When Reggie died
4 years ago,

574
00:30:25,389 --> 00:30:27,050
He sent me a beautiful card.

575
00:30:27,157 --> 00:30:28,556
Do you remember what you wrote?

576
00:30:28,659 --> 00:30:32,060
"If there is anything that can
do for you, tell me."

577
00:30:32,162 --> 00:30:33,060
Yes, but...

578
00:30:33,163 --> 00:30:35,631
Well, I'm telling you.

579
00:30:37,668 --> 00:30:39,101
I didn't mean that.

580
00:30:39,202 --> 00:30:40,499
These panties are edible,

581
00:30:40,604 --> 00:30:42,196
but I would avoid the crotch

582
00:30:42,306 --> 00:30:44,740
because I've been sitting
like 3 hours.

583
00:30:44,841 --> 00:30:46,502
I'm not the man for you.

584
00:30:46,610 --> 00:30:47,838
I'm not saying it is.

585
00:30:47,945 --> 00:30:50,209
But the next one could be.

586
00:30:50,314 --> 00:30:51,838
If we make love,

587
00:30:51,949 --> 00:30:53,610
I will find my soulmate.

588
00:30:53,717 --> 00:30:55,514
But that's ridiculous.

589
00:30:57,888 --> 00:30:59,116
No.

590
00:30:59,222 --> 00:31:00,985
Don't cry, Reba.

591
00:31:02,659 --> 00:31:03,717
Come on, Dr. Charlie.

592
00:31:03,827 --> 00:31:05,727
Do it for me.

593
00:31:05,829 --> 00:31:06,727
- Reba!
-Charlie...

594
00:31:10,634 --> 00:31:12,226
I can't do it.

595
00:31:12,336 --> 00:31:13,894
Don't worry...

596
00:31:14,004 --> 00:31:15,904
I will do everything.

597
00:31:16,006 --> 00:31:17,132
Please.

598
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,868
close your eyes

599
00:31:19,977 --> 00:31:23,344
and imagine someone who is beautiful.

600
00:31:34,725 --> 00:31:37,023
I will imagine you.

601
00:31:38,328 --> 00:31:40,762
To no one but you.

602
00:31:43,567 --> 00:31:44,465
Reba?

603
00:31:44,568 --> 00:31:46,160
Did you sleep with Reba?

604
00:31:46,269 --> 00:31:47,566
Shut up.

605
00:31:47,671 --> 00:31:48,569
You shut up.

606
00:31:48,672 --> 00:31:50,367
What the hell is wrong with you?

607
00:31:50,474 --> 00:31:52,374
You say you have the power

608
00:31:52,476 --> 00:31:54,137
so that any beautiful woman...

609
00:31:54,244 --> 00:31:55,506
anyone...

610
00:31:55,612 --> 00:31:59,378
becomes
in a stick-devouring life,

611
00:31:59,483 --> 00:32:02,213
and you roll on the floor with Reba?

612
00:32:02,319 --> 00:32:04,719
You don't know.
You weren't there.

613
00:32:04,821 --> 00:32:06,288
Thank God.

614
00:32:06,390 --> 00:32:08,483
It's disgusting!
It's disgusting!

615
00:32:08,592 --> 00:32:09,718
You are depraved.

616
00:32:09,826 --> 00:32:10,884
How was it?

617
00:32:12,829 --> 00:32:14,319
Look, gee.

618
00:32:14,431 --> 00:32:17,161
That's the kind of butt
that you should pursue.

619
00:32:17,267 --> 00:32:19,428
I would inhale a fart from those buttocks

620
00:32:19,536 --> 00:32:20,764
and I would hold it like a speck.

621
00:32:25,976 --> 00:32:28,410
How well you stopped it, boy.
Excellent.

622
00:32:30,380 --> 00:32:31,813
women believe

623
00:32:31,915 --> 00:32:34,076
that you are an amulet
of good luck, g�ey.

624
00:32:34,184 --> 00:32:35,583
I mean, you fuck someone

625
00:32:35,685 --> 00:32:38,279
and marries the next guy.

626
00:32:38,388 --> 00:32:39,650
It isn't true.

627
00:32:39,756 --> 00:32:40,950
And what does that matter?

628
00:32:41,058 --> 00:32:42,616
Wake up, man!

629
00:32:42,726 --> 00:32:44,318
You already did it.

630
00:32:44,428 --> 00:32:46,658
What do all women want?

631
00:32:46,763 --> 00:32:49,231
Get married!

632
00:32:49,332 --> 00:32:51,357
Raise crib dwarfs!

633
00:32:51,468 --> 00:32:53,060
And it seems that you, friend,

634
00:32:53,170 --> 00:32:55,536
You have the ticket to the big show!

635
00:32:55,639 --> 00:32:57,163
Do you know what that means?

636
00:32:57,274 --> 00:32:58,707
Vulva.

637
00:32:58,809 --> 00:33:01,607
You are going to enjoy so much vulva
like Tommy Lee,

638
00:33:01,711 --> 00:33:03,110
Colin Farrell,

639
00:33:03,213 --> 00:33:05,238
Ellen DeGeneres...

640
00:33:09,252 --> 00:33:10,446
Have you thought that maybe

641
00:33:10,554 --> 00:33:12,351
no one has slept with you

642
00:33:12,456 --> 00:33:15,721
due to your constant use
from the word "vulva"?

643
00:33:15,826 --> 00:33:18,659
Yes! 7 days a week,
56 weeks a year. Vulva!

644
00:33:21,598 --> 00:33:22,724
Sorry.

645
00:33:22,833 --> 00:33:25,165
Where are your manners, asshole?

646
00:33:25,268 --> 00:33:26,735
What was my name?

647
00:33:28,805 --> 00:33:29,897
A little help, darling?

648
00:33:34,311 --> 00:33:36,211
Look. You and I are different.

649
00:33:36,313 --> 00:33:38,213
Besides the fact that I am not retarded,

650
00:33:38,315 --> 00:33:40,078
I don't want to take advantage.

651
00:33:40,183 --> 00:33:41,343
- Hey, gee.
- Tell me.

652
00:33:41,451 --> 00:33:43,919
"Martin Luther King Jr. took advantage."

653
00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:46,215
When he said that thing
in that place?

654
00:33:46,323 --> 00:33:47,881
I don't believe it.

655
00:33:47,991 --> 00:33:52,018
Gandhi took advantage
When did he do his thing?

656
00:33:52,129 --> 00:33:53,426
No.

657
00:33:53,530 --> 00:33:55,430
And surely Gandhi managed

658
00:33:55,532 --> 00:33:57,397
Native American vulvas!

659
00:33:57,501 --> 00:33:59,230
Gandhi was Hindu.

660
00:33:59,336 --> 00:34:01,327
They don't like being called Indians.

661
00:34:01,438 --> 00:34:04,305
I thought you wanted to feel love, wow!

662
00:34:04,407 --> 00:34:05,465
That's right.

663
00:34:05,575 --> 00:34:09,272
Stop putting your foot in the water
and give yourself a fucking nail.

664
00:34:09,379 --> 00:34:11,210
And think about this.

665
00:34:11,314 --> 00:34:13,578
You would provide
an important social service.

666
00:34:13,683 --> 00:34:16,811
You would help women
to find love.

667
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:18,319
And don't complain

668
00:34:18,421 --> 00:34:19,820
of not having found love

669
00:34:19,923 --> 00:34:22,084
when you have women queuing

670
00:34:22,192 --> 00:34:24,251
and you turn your back on them.

671
00:34:27,964 --> 00:34:28,988
That!

672
00:34:30,967 --> 00:34:32,764
Maybe.

673
00:34:32,869 --> 00:34:34,769
But I did it for good reasons.

674
00:34:34,871 --> 00:34:38,466
If that helps you sleep well, bastard.

675
00:35:11,041 --> 00:35:12,941
No! Don't take off my blouse!

676
00:35:13,043 --> 00:35:15,068
Is something bad happening?

677
00:35:15,178 --> 00:35:16,907
They are for the baby.

678
00:35:17,013 --> 00:35:18,776
Do you have a baby?

679
00:35:18,882 --> 00:35:21,715
No, but someday I will.

680
00:35:27,824 --> 00:35:29,223
I like it.

681
00:35:30,327 --> 00:35:31,294
Fuck me.

682
00:35:34,364 --> 00:35:35,331
Fuck me hard.

683
00:35:37,367 --> 00:35:39,301
Ah... like that.

684
00:35:39,402 --> 00:35:40,767
Fuck me!

685
00:35:40,870 --> 00:35:42,667
I'm fucking you.

686
00:35:42,772 --> 00:35:45,502
Fuck me, mother of fucking cocks!

687
00:35:45,609 --> 00:35:46,769
Split my pussy in two!

688
00:35:46,876 --> 00:35:49,071
You bastard son of a bitch!

689
00:35:53,183 --> 00:35:54,480
Is something wrong?

690
00:36:31,588 --> 00:36:32,987
Oh, God.

691
00:36:33,089 --> 00:36:35,080
Oh, God!

692
00:36:35,792 --> 00:36:40,286
Oh, God! Almighty God!

693
00:36:40,397 --> 00:36:42,797
God, my savior!

694
00:36:42,899 --> 00:36:47,199
"I will adore you from today
until eternity!

695
00:36:47,304 --> 00:36:49,670
Oh! Amen!

696
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,240
Do you want to pray with me now?

697
00:36:54,411 --> 00:36:56,436
Um...no.

698
00:37:20,236 --> 00:37:21,863
I don't do that with men.

699
00:37:31,381 --> 00:37:33,542
Yes! That's it.

700
00:37:33,650 --> 00:37:34,776
That's it!

701
00:37:35,085 --> 00:37:36,882
Definitely!

702
00:37:36,986 --> 00:37:38,476
That will be my wedding dress.

703
00:37:38,588 --> 00:37:40,453
What do you think?

704
00:37:57,540 --> 00:37:59,474
Megan, I swear
I know you from somewhere.

705
00:37:59,576 --> 00:38:03,239
We went to high school together.

706
00:38:03,346 --> 00:38:05,007
Megan...

707
00:38:05,115 --> 00:38:06,810
What is your last name?

708
00:38:06,916 --> 00:38:08,042
Gilles.

709
00:38:08,151 --> 00:38:11,382
Gilles. I met a certain Matthew Gilles.

710
00:38:11,488 --> 00:38:13,888
God, you look a lot like him.
Is he your brother?

711
00:38:13,990 --> 00:38:16,857
Actually, it was me
before the operation.

712
00:38:32,842 --> 00:38:34,139
Thank you.

713
00:38:37,013 --> 00:38:38,275
You are welcome.

714
00:38:41,551 --> 00:38:43,678
- This doesn't work for me.
- Of course!

715
00:38:43,787 --> 00:38:45,550
Are you going to stop fucking them?

716
00:38:45,655 --> 00:38:47,680
They don't want to be with me,

717
00:38:47,791 --> 00:38:49,588
but with the next one.

718
00:38:49,826 --> 00:38:53,057
So what? They get to the next
through you.

719
00:38:53,163 --> 00:38:55,825
It's not very satisfying.

720
00:38:55,932 --> 00:38:57,729
Do you know what is not satisfactory?

721
00:38:57,834 --> 00:39:00,564
Last night I masturbated
with a grapefruit.

722
00:39:02,705 --> 00:39:03,899
I put it in the microwave,

723
00:39:04,007 --> 00:39:05,634
I warmed it up a little and that helped,

724
00:39:05,742 --> 00:39:06,640
but...

725
00:39:06,743 --> 00:39:09,211
not even like that.

726
00:39:16,319 --> 00:39:20,221
I read that penguins like it
eat your own shit.

727
00:39:30,967 --> 00:39:33,333
It has 108 messages.

728
00:39:34,437 --> 00:39:36,337
Deleted messages.

729
00:39:50,687 --> 00:39:53,087
The female lays a single egg

730
00:39:53,189 --> 00:39:55,020
and rolls it to the male's feet.

731
00:39:55,124 --> 00:39:57,786
The male incubates the egg, standing,

732
00:39:57,894 --> 00:39:59,225
until the chick comes out

733
00:39:59,329 --> 00:40:00,853
about 65 days later.

734
00:40:00,964 --> 00:40:03,364
Develops a thick layer of fat

735
00:40:03,466 --> 00:40:05,400
that sustains it in the winter.

736
00:40:05,502 --> 00:40:08,164
Never leaves the egg
to search for food.

737
00:40:08,271 --> 00:40:11,934
The female returns earlier
for the chick to hatch from the shell.

738
00:40:15,111 --> 00:40:17,807
Let me know if you have any questions.

739
00:40:25,455 --> 00:40:26,513
What are you doing here?

740
00:40:26,623 --> 00:40:28,454
You say that the male penguin

741
00:40:28,558 --> 00:40:30,583
lives off his fat for 65 days

742
00:40:30,693 --> 00:40:32,285
while protecting the egg?

743
00:40:32,395 --> 00:40:34,420
I couldn't take the female
a hamburger?

744
00:40:34,531 --> 00:40:38,160
Seriously, why did you come?

745
00:40:38,268 --> 00:40:39,667
I don't believe that

746
00:40:39,769 --> 00:40:41,964
"I'm emotionally unavailable."

747
00:40:42,071 --> 00:40:43,129
Are you dying?

748
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:44,638
Is that why you don't get involved with me?

749
00:40:44,741 --> 00:40:46,606
So as not to hurt myself when I die?

750
00:40:46,709 --> 00:40:47,767
No, I'm not dying.

751
00:40:47,877 --> 00:40:50,573
Me neither. So what is it?

752
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,705
I'm not your type?
If that's it, I understand.

753
00:40:52,815 --> 00:40:55,443
I think you should go.

754
00:40:55,552 --> 00:40:56,814
No. I think I should stay,

755
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,684
because I paid $38 to see you today

756
00:40:59,789 --> 00:41:01,848
and I won't leave
until you pay me my money.

757
00:41:01,958 --> 00:41:03,289
Is that the guy?

758
00:41:03,393 --> 00:41:05,156
- No! Joe!
- Did you tell him about me?

759
00:41:05,261 --> 00:41:06,751
Put on your shirt.

760
00:41:06,863 --> 00:41:08,262
- Did he tell you about me?
- Yes.

761
00:41:08,364 --> 00:41:09,558
- No!
- You're the dentist.

762
00:41:09,666 --> 00:41:11,566
I'm the guy!

763
00:41:11,668 --> 00:41:13,932
No, I mentioned you in passing.

764
00:41:14,037 --> 00:41:15,504
I said you're funny.

765
00:41:15,605 --> 00:41:17,232
- Oh.
- And you said it was...

766
00:41:17,340 --> 00:41:20,332
And that you are charming,

767
00:41:20,443 --> 00:41:22,172
handsome and...

768
00:41:22,278 --> 00:41:23,267
you have a nice smile.

769
00:41:23,379 --> 00:41:25,438
Oh, I wouldn't go out with me either.

770
00:41:27,450 --> 00:41:30,078
Excuse me, why is the mother penguin

771
00:41:30,186 --> 00:41:32,552
Don't you bring food to your dad?

772
00:41:32,655 --> 00:41:35,089
Because daddy doesn't need her, baby.

773
00:41:39,028 --> 00:41:40,757
I have another question.

774
00:41:40,863 --> 00:41:43,354
Why doesn't she want to go out with Charlie?

775
00:41:44,867 --> 00:41:47,529
- He would love it.
-Joe! You are my brother!

776
00:41:47,637 --> 00:41:49,605
Why are you on his side?

777
00:41:49,706 --> 00:41:51,731
Because I know how long it's been...

778
00:41:52,942 --> 00:41:54,671
Say it and I'll hide the package from you.

779
00:41:56,212 --> 00:41:57,611
Put on a shirt.

780
00:42:00,283 --> 00:42:01,511
Well. How about...

781
00:42:01,618 --> 00:42:03,210
if you eat

782
00:42:03,319 --> 00:42:05,617
and I digest my own butter?

783
00:42:07,523 --> 00:42:09,150
Look...

784
00:42:09,258 --> 00:42:10,885
is that...

785
00:42:10,994 --> 00:42:13,258
I know three women
the ones you've dated.

786
00:42:13,363 --> 00:42:15,456
I don't date someone
as sport.

787
00:42:18,301 --> 00:42:20,201
You said if we had questions...

788
00:42:20,303 --> 00:42:22,294
- I'm not going out with you!
- That's not my question,

789
00:42:22,405 --> 00:42:24,566
but that of the girl.
I have another one.

790
00:42:24,674 --> 00:42:26,869
What kind of penguin is that?

791
00:42:30,313 --> 00:42:32,713
It is a gentu, one of several species

792
00:42:32,815 --> 00:42:35,579
who are completely monogamous.

793
00:42:35,685 --> 00:42:37,346
I hope that answers your question.

794
00:42:37,453 --> 00:42:39,080
Oh and the females

795
00:42:39,188 --> 00:42:42,351
They are the ones who select
to his partner.

796
00:42:42,458 --> 00:42:44,653
Like in our relationship.

797
00:42:44,761 --> 00:42:46,695
Why do you want to take me to dinner?

798
00:42:46,796 --> 00:42:47,990
You look hungry.

799
00:42:48,097 --> 00:42:49,359
Oh really.

800
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,028
- Really?
- Yes.

801
00:42:53,703 --> 00:42:55,933
because you remember me
to the penguins.

802
00:42:58,307 --> 00:43:01,037
Yes they are clumsy and clumsy,

803
00:43:02,679 --> 00:43:05,409
but in the water they are beautiful.

804
00:43:12,455 --> 00:43:13,820
It's okay.

805
00:43:13,923 --> 00:43:15,083
What's good?

806
00:43:15,191 --> 00:43:17,159
- About dinner.
- Do you put it in writing?

807
00:43:17,260 --> 00:43:19,228
Don't go overboard...

808
00:43:19,328 --> 00:43:21,455
But only as friends,

809
00:43:21,564 --> 00:43:23,964
because you should know
that there is another person.

810
00:43:26,069 --> 00:43:28,094
His name is Howard Blaine.

811
00:43:28,204 --> 00:43:30,229
He is a true expert on penguins

812
00:43:30,339 --> 00:43:33,172
and I will know him
at a conference this year.

813
00:43:33,276 --> 00:43:35,107
He interests me.

814
00:43:35,211 --> 00:43:36,371
I am interested in choreographing

815
00:43:36,479 --> 00:43:39,039
a dance that drives the country crazy,

816
00:43:39,148 --> 00:43:41,673
but we know that
It's never going to happen.

817
00:43:41,784 --> 00:43:43,809
A date as friends.

818
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,785
Well.

819
00:43:45,888 --> 00:43:47,287
Goodbye.

820
00:43:48,925 --> 00:43:50,483
I'm fine. Just...

821
00:43:50,593 --> 00:43:52,026
- Yes.
- I'm fine.

822
00:43:54,664 --> 00:43:55,790
Goodbye.

823
00:44:12,949 --> 00:44:15,417
Do sharks have cavities?

824
00:44:15,518 --> 00:44:16,678
No.

825
00:44:16,786 --> 00:44:18,617
- You have no idea.
- No.

826
00:44:20,423 --> 00:44:22,220
Let's ask personal questions.

827
00:44:22,325 --> 00:44:24,384
Isn't that what "100 Questions" is about?

828
00:44:24,494 --> 00:44:25,756
Is that your question?

829
00:44:25,862 --> 00:44:29,161
No, my question is...

830
00:44:29,265 --> 00:44:31,733
Why penguins?

831
00:44:31,834 --> 00:44:32,994
Why the teeth?

832
00:44:33,102 --> 00:44:34,194
Just like other dentists.

833
00:44:34,303 --> 00:44:35,361
I couldn't get into medicine.

834
00:44:35,471 --> 00:44:37,132
How funny.

835
00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:39,333
My parents weren't amused.

836
00:44:39,442 --> 00:44:41,569
Really, why penguins?

837
00:44:41,677 --> 00:44:43,076
I couldn't study sharks.

838
00:44:45,715 --> 00:44:47,706
I don't know, for many reasons.

839
00:44:47,817 --> 00:44:50,149
You can't help but smile
when you see a penguin.

840
00:44:50,253 --> 00:44:53,745
Yes, they also have a tuxedo
embedded in his flesh.

841
00:44:53,856 --> 00:44:55,084
Yes! They are cute.

842
00:44:55,191 --> 00:44:56,681
I... I adore them.

843
00:44:56,793 --> 00:44:59,489
I adore them, I adore them!

844
00:44:59,595 --> 00:45:02,291
I even go to Antarctica
to study them.

845
00:45:02,398 --> 00:45:04,298
That place is beautiful.

846
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,096
Did you know that the sun sets
once a year?

847
00:45:07,203 --> 00:45:09,262
You haven't seen beauty
until you see that.

848
00:45:09,372 --> 00:45:11,397
Well, who knows.

849
00:45:14,377 --> 00:45:17,369
And the rituals of the penguins
They are fascinating.

850
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,948
What rituals are you referring to?

851
00:45:20,049 --> 00:45:21,516
Eat your pop?

852
00:45:21,617 --> 00:45:23,016
No.

853
00:45:23,119 --> 00:45:25,110
When a male
he likes a female,

854
00:45:25,221 --> 00:45:26,654
search the entire beach

855
00:45:26,756 --> 00:45:29,247
the perfect little stone to offer.

856
00:45:29,358 --> 00:45:30,950
When he finally finds her,

857
00:45:31,060 --> 00:45:32,391
walk up to her

858
00:45:32,495 --> 00:45:35,328
and presents it
putting it at his feet.

859
00:45:35,431 --> 00:45:37,956
If she accepts it,
They will be companions for life.

860
00:45:38,067 --> 00:45:39,762
It's like an engagement ring.

861
00:45:39,869 --> 00:45:42,429
Yes, it's incredible to see.

862
00:45:46,976 --> 00:45:48,603
I have the impression

863
00:45:48,711 --> 00:45:50,645
that you kiss very well.

864
00:45:50,746 --> 00:45:54,045
I know because it happened
hour and a half in your mouth

865
00:45:54,150 --> 00:45:55,617
and I reviewed it very well.

866
00:45:55,718 --> 00:45:58,016
What makes you think
What am I going to kiss you?

867
00:46:00,756 --> 00:46:01,654
Are you okay?

868
00:46:03,359 --> 00:46:04,826
Are you okay?

869
00:46:25,448 --> 00:46:27,780
I was wrong.
You don't kiss very well.

870
00:46:29,952 --> 00:46:31,476
there will be something
what you're good at.

871
00:46:31,587 --> 00:46:32,679
What?

872
00:46:35,224 --> 00:46:37,920
Perfectly imperfect?
What the hell is that?

873
00:46:38,027 --> 00:46:39,255
I don't know.

874
00:46:39,362 --> 00:46:42,297
You haven't fallen in love
of someone's defects?

875
00:46:42,398 --> 00:46:43,763
I am a plastic surgeon.

876
00:46:43,866 --> 00:46:46,858
If I see a defect, I correct it.

877
00:46:46,969 --> 00:46:48,732
Are they new?

878
00:46:48,838 --> 00:46:50,271
Hey! Hey, no!

879
00:46:50,373 --> 00:46:53,968
Don't touch them.

880
00:46:54,076 --> 00:46:56,271
They are the implants
by Pamela Anderson.

881
00:46:56,379 --> 00:46:58,404
Why aren't they in your breasts?

882
00:46:58,514 --> 00:47:01,176
It is a reduction.
This is what came out.

883
00:47:01,284 --> 00:47:03,752
Do you hope that someone sick
did I buy them?

884
00:47:03,853 --> 00:47:06,151
A sick person already bought them.

885
00:47:06,255 --> 00:47:07,722
He's sick!

886
00:47:07,823 --> 00:47:10,383
What the hell for?
Do you want those implants?

887
00:47:10,493 --> 00:47:12,188
What do you want for?
to the penguin pussy?

888
00:47:12,295 --> 00:47:14,126
To each his own.

889
00:47:14,230 --> 00:47:16,460
Penguin pussy.
Who the hell are you?

890
00:47:16,565 --> 00:47:19,329
Stu Klaminsky.
Nice to meet you.

891
00:47:19,435 --> 00:47:22,632
Cam is the good one.

892
00:47:22,738 --> 00:47:25,172
When I'm with her,

893
00:47:25,274 --> 00:47:26,935
I mean, I feel...

894
00:47:27,643 --> 00:47:29,372
It's just that she...

895
00:47:29,478 --> 00:47:30,775
It completes you.

896
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,108
- Go to hell.
- You go.

897
00:47:32,214 --> 00:47:33,442
and I'm an idiot

898
00:47:33,549 --> 00:47:35,380
for paying attention to you.

899
00:47:35,484 --> 00:47:36,451
Public service.

900
00:47:36,552 --> 00:47:37,450
Remember

901
00:47:37,553 --> 00:47:38,850
they greased your axle

902
00:47:38,955 --> 00:47:40,252
many times.

903
00:47:40,356 --> 00:47:42,847
What is sex without love?

904
00:47:43,793 --> 00:47:45,192
Sex!

905
00:47:45,294 --> 00:47:48,354
It's still sex!

906
00:47:48,464 --> 00:47:50,091
Holy heavens!

907
00:47:50,199 --> 00:47:53,362
I've never met a guy so annoying.
for spilling baby liquid.

908
00:47:53,469 --> 00:47:54,629
Baby fluid?

909
00:47:54,737 --> 00:47:56,864
You know, mecos.

910
00:48:00,309 --> 00:48:02,470
It's incredible that you leave that
for this girl.

911
00:48:02,578 --> 00:48:04,978
If you want it to be
more like a crowd,

912
00:48:05,081 --> 00:48:06,946
I'm going to be like a crowd.

913
00:48:07,049 --> 00:48:08,346
You lost me.

914
00:48:08,451 --> 00:48:11,249
a crowd
It is a monogamous penguin.

915
00:48:11,354 --> 00:48:15,518
Ridiculed by the other penguins

916
00:48:15,624 --> 00:48:18,115
for being a faggot.

917
00:48:29,638 --> 00:48:32,163
You have a little... here.

918
00:48:32,274 --> 00:48:33,502
Thank you.

919
00:48:33,609 --> 00:48:35,008
Do I have something?

920
00:48:35,111 --> 00:48:36,009
No no.

921
00:48:36,112 --> 00:48:37,409
Do you want to clean it?

922
00:48:38,714 --> 00:48:39,942
How stupid you are.

923
00:48:41,717 --> 00:48:43,582
I have something for you.

924
00:48:43,686 --> 00:48:44,675
Really?

925
00:48:45,788 --> 00:48:47,255
A gift?

926
00:48:47,356 --> 00:48:48,880
That is not done.

927
00:48:48,991 --> 00:48:50,390
On the third date?

928
00:48:50,493 --> 00:48:51,755
open it.

929
00:48:51,861 --> 00:48:53,260
Well.

930
00:48:57,433 --> 00:48:59,492
You are a bastard.

931
00:48:59,602 --> 00:49:01,593
Yes, but a considerate bastard.

932
00:49:01,704 --> 00:49:03,262
Thank you.

933
00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:08,207
So... admit about the spell.

934
00:49:09,311 --> 00:49:10,369
You heard it.

935
00:49:10,479 --> 00:49:13,209
Yes. It's a real scam.

936
00:49:13,315 --> 00:49:14,543
No, it's not me.

937
00:49:14,650 --> 00:49:15,776
No. Seriously.

938
00:49:15,885 --> 00:49:17,512
It occurred to someone

939
00:49:17,620 --> 00:49:19,247
that when someone
he sleeps with me,

940
00:49:19,355 --> 00:49:20,481
you will find your true love

941
00:49:20,589 --> 00:49:22,420
in the next type.

942
00:49:22,525 --> 00:49:23,549
Do you believe it?

943
00:49:23,659 --> 00:49:25,058
Please.

944
00:49:25,161 --> 00:49:27,721
People believe what they want to believe.

945
00:49:41,710 --> 00:49:43,268
What do you think of this?

946
00:49:43,379 --> 00:49:44,903
Did you know that it is impossible

947
00:49:45,014 --> 00:49:47,039
than a human being
does he suck his elbow?

948
00:49:47,149 --> 00:49:48,241
How do you know?

949
00:49:48,350 --> 00:49:49,339
Nobody can do it.

950
00:49:49,452 --> 00:49:51,079
Let's see. I can.

951
00:49:55,758 --> 00:49:57,521
You can't, friend.

952
00:49:57,626 --> 00:49:58,854
Well, okay.

953
00:49:58,961 --> 00:50:00,053
I have one.

954
00:50:00,162 --> 00:50:01,823
Did you know that a person

955
00:50:01,931 --> 00:50:04,092
produces 40,000 liters
of saliva in your life?

956
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:08,000
Did you know that I produce
40,000 liters of saliva in a kiss?

957
00:50:08,104 --> 00:50:09,128
How disgusting.

958
00:50:09,238 --> 00:50:10,637
- I'm going to teach you.
- No.

959
00:50:10,739 --> 00:50:12,138
- Seriously.
- No.

960
00:50:12,241 --> 00:50:14,004
I don't like drooling kisses.

961
00:50:46,175 --> 00:50:48,006
Are you trying to open my bra?

962
00:50:48,110 --> 00:50:51,477
No. No.
I wouldn't do that. No,

963
00:50:51,580 --> 00:50:53,912
Why not?
I'm not your type?

964
00:50:54,016 --> 00:50:56,007
You are definitely my type.

965
00:50:56,118 --> 00:50:57,176
What is your type?

966
00:50:57,286 --> 00:50:59,846
Purple, full of band-aids.

967
00:51:01,323 --> 00:51:04,156
And without a bra.
Definitely.

968
00:51:20,009 --> 00:51:21,977
It's your turn.

969
00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:28,842
Is that all?

970
00:51:28,951 --> 00:51:30,475
The socks follow.
Calmly.

971
00:51:30,586 --> 00:51:32,076
Coward.

972
00:51:37,092 --> 00:51:38,525
Do you really want to do this?

973
00:51:38,627 --> 00:51:41,027
Do you want us to go further?

974
00:51:54,143 --> 00:51:55,974
This is not happening.

975
00:51:59,615 --> 00:52:01,242
I have to answer.

976
00:52:01,350 --> 00:52:03,250
It's... It's my emergency line.

977
00:52:03,352 --> 00:52:04,250
No. No.

978
00:52:04,353 --> 00:52:06,253
I have to answer.
I'm not late.

979
00:52:06,355 --> 00:52:07,481
It will be fast.

980
00:52:11,327 --> 00:52:12,385
This is Dr. Logan.

981
00:52:12,494 --> 00:52:14,189
 �G�ey!

982
00:52:15,698 --> 00:52:17,598
Is it an emergency?

983
00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:19,361
You need to know this.

984
00:52:19,468 --> 00:52:22,494
Look, I'm very busy.

985
00:52:22,605 --> 00:52:23,697
Good night!

986
00:52:23,806 --> 00:52:25,637
Wait!
Have you already fucked her?

987
00:52:25,741 --> 00:52:28,608
Look, if it's not an emergency,

988
00:52:28,711 --> 00:52:30,941
call my office
in the morning.

989
00:52:31,046 --> 00:52:33,310
Good. If you want
lose her forever,

990
00:52:33,415 --> 00:52:35,076
hang up the phone.

991
00:52:35,184 --> 00:52:38,119
This is going to be
the best night of your life.

992
00:52:38,220 --> 00:52:39,812
Are you there?

993
00:52:39,922 --> 00:52:43,323
Chuck. Are you there?

994
00:52:43,425 --> 00:52:44,722
What are you talking about?

995
00:52:44,827 --> 00:52:47,125
It's the spell thing.

996
00:52:47,229 --> 00:52:49,629
Turns out it's real!

997
00:52:49,732 --> 00:52:53,498
No. That's not true.
You told me yourself.

998
00:52:53,602 --> 00:52:55,035
Ah, but now I believe it.

999
00:52:55,137 --> 00:52:57,002
I called them all.

1000
00:52:57,106 --> 00:52:58,437
They are married.

1001
00:52:58,540 --> 00:53:00,064
Not just some. All.

1002
00:53:00,175 --> 00:53:02,302
From A to Z
on your Palm Pilot, gee.

1003
00:53:02,411 --> 00:53:04,106
From Agrezzi to Zeigert.

1004
00:53:04,213 --> 00:53:06,477
Everyone you slept with.

1005
00:53:06,582 --> 00:53:09,210
And you saw the high school newsletter
of this month?

1006
00:53:09,318 --> 00:53:10,683
Sarah McDowell!

1007
00:53:10,786 --> 00:53:12,549
The one I lost my virginity with?

1008
00:53:12,655 --> 00:53:14,384
Did you see who she married?

1009
00:53:14,490 --> 00:53:17,948
 �With Tony Lamberto,
the son of a bitch I left you for!

1010
00:53:18,060 --> 00:53:21,052
You know what that means, right?

1011
00:53:21,163 --> 00:53:22,528
If you roll with Cam,

1012
00:53:22,631 --> 00:53:24,792
She is going to marry the next one.

1013
00:53:26,201 --> 00:53:28,829
This... This...

1014
00:53:28,937 --> 00:53:30,234
I hate you.

1015
00:53:30,339 --> 00:53:32,864
I really hate you!

1016
00:53:36,912 --> 00:53:38,777
I have to go.

1017
00:53:38,881 --> 00:53:40,644
It's a dental emergency.

1018
00:53:40,749 --> 00:53:42,876
An accident.

1019
00:53:42,985 --> 00:53:45,545
The children believed
that the pellets

1020
00:53:45,654 --> 00:53:47,121
They were chewing gum

1021
00:53:47,222 --> 00:53:49,713
and they were screwed.

1022
00:53:51,260 --> 00:53:53,160
You are beautiful.
I had fun.

1023
00:53:53,262 --> 00:53:54,251
I'm going now.

1024
00:53:56,365 --> 00:53:57,332
I have to go!

1025
00:53:59,968 --> 00:54:01,868
I can't believe
may you consider doing this.

1026
00:54:01,970 --> 00:54:04,131
If you and everyone else believe it,

1027
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:05,365
what else can I do?

1028
00:54:05,474 --> 00:54:06,532
Anything else.

1029
00:54:06,642 --> 00:54:07,734
I have to make sure.

1030
00:54:07,843 --> 00:54:09,868
I have to try the curse.

1031
00:54:09,978 --> 00:54:11,843
Where is it?

1032
00:54:11,947 --> 00:54:13,380
Ah, thrown away

1033
00:54:13,482 --> 00:54:16,849
next to the garbage bag
full of donut balls.

1034
00:54:16,952 --> 00:54:19,147
Eleanor Skepple.

1035
00:54:19,254 --> 00:54:23,054
She is moody, rude
and it smells very bad.

1036
00:54:23,158 --> 00:54:24,785
He has acne on his back,

1037
00:54:24,893 --> 00:54:29,023
on the front and on the sides.

1038
00:54:29,131 --> 00:54:31,326
Do you see that glass of water?

1039
00:54:31,433 --> 00:54:33,401
There he keeps his teeth.

1040
00:54:33,502 --> 00:54:37,233
So she's single?

1041
00:54:37,339 --> 00:54:38,704
It's the acid test.

1042
00:54:38,807 --> 00:54:40,468
Even if you fuck her,

1043
00:54:40,576 --> 00:54:41,907
That old woman is never going to get married.

1044
00:54:42,010 --> 00:54:44,171
If I were the last woman
on the face of the Earth,

1045
00:54:44,279 --> 00:54:47,248
That would be the end of humanity.

1046
00:55:04,833 --> 00:55:08,234
 �You brought my butter
peanut, asshole?

1047
00:55:08,337 --> 00:55:11,898
No. My name is Charlie.

1048
00:55:16,512 --> 00:55:18,104
I wanted to know if...

1049
00:55:18,213 --> 00:55:21,307
if you would like to go out with me
tonight

1050
00:55:21,417 --> 00:55:24,113
What do you...
What do you think?

1051
00:55:27,256 --> 00:55:29,224
Do you want me to tell you more?

1052
00:55:29,324 --> 00:55:31,292
No. I already understood you.

1053
00:55:31,393 --> 00:55:32,985
I'm sorry I bothered you.

1054
00:55:39,802 --> 00:55:42,362
I'll pay you $100 if you go out with me.

1055
00:55:45,274 --> 00:55:46,502
$200.

1056
00:55:49,077 --> 00:55:50,203
Make me happy.

1057
00:55:58,587 --> 00:55:59,781
One thousand dollars

1058
00:55:59,888 --> 00:56:02,516
just to take me to dinner?

1059
00:56:03,992 --> 00:56:06,483
Well, I thought we could...

1060
00:56:06,595 --> 00:56:09,655
that you and I could...

1061
00:56:15,304 --> 00:56:16,635
get to the physical.

1062
00:56:18,207 --> 00:56:20,505
It's okay.

1063
00:56:20,609 --> 00:56:24,670
"I'm going to catch you"
until you die!

1064
00:56:43,098 --> 00:56:44,759
Now to wait.

1065
00:56:48,504 --> 00:56:52,804
I understand you, Coco.

1066
00:56:52,908 --> 00:56:54,876
We exposed ourselves,

1067
00:56:54,977 --> 00:56:56,103
and what happened?

1068
00:56:56,211 --> 00:56:57,872
He left me hanging.

1069
00:56:57,980 --> 00:57:00,073
Right?

1070
00:57:02,851 --> 00:57:04,580
Did he call you already?

1071
00:57:04,686 --> 00:57:07,154
No, he hasn't called me.

1072
00:57:07,256 --> 00:57:11,022
Thanks for asking.
I apreciate it.

1073
00:57:11,126 --> 00:57:13,560
I feel stupid.

1074
00:57:13,662 --> 00:57:15,994
Why did he act like that?

1075
00:57:17,366 --> 00:57:18,833
Why haven't you called me?

1076
00:57:18,934 --> 00:57:21,960
so much waiting
It's driving me crazy.

1077
00:57:22,070 --> 00:57:26,006
There is always some madness
in love...

1078
00:57:26,108 --> 00:57:31,910
but there is also some reason
in madness

1079
00:57:33,348 --> 00:57:35,009
Nietzsche.

1080
00:57:35,117 --> 00:57:37,142
I use the pages
from a philosophy book

1081
00:57:37,252 --> 00:57:38,344
to make my touches.

1082
00:57:38,453 --> 00:57:41,354
It's like he smokes me
your thoughts.

1083
00:57:48,363 --> 00:57:49,352
It's him.

1084
00:57:49,464 --> 00:57:51,364
Answer.

1085
00:57:51,466 --> 00:57:53,058
I'm going to let it ring.

1086
00:57:56,204 --> 00:57:57,796
Let's see what he said.

1087
00:57:57,906 --> 00:58:00,067
Sorry I didn't call you,
but I have been sick.

1088
00:58:01,410 --> 00:58:03,071
I'm in bed.

1089
00:58:03,178 --> 00:58:05,806
Could we talk on the phone

1090
00:58:05,914 --> 00:58:07,006
or by computer?

1091
00:58:08,850 --> 00:58:10,750
I would like it very much.

1092
00:58:10,852 --> 00:58:12,251
Call me.

1093
00:59:34,536 --> 00:59:36,800
I can't pretend
always be sick

1094
00:59:36,905 --> 00:59:38,304
Come on, you're my hero.

1095
00:59:38,407 --> 00:59:39,499
I don't know...

1096
00:59:39,608 --> 00:59:41,872
You can, brother.
You are a tank.

1097
00:59:41,977 --> 00:59:43,638
Look in the mirror.

1098
00:59:43,745 --> 00:59:45,406
Hurricane Stu.

1099
00:59:45,514 --> 00:59:46,412
I can't!

1100
00:59:46,515 --> 00:59:47,709
You have to do it.

1101
00:59:47,816 --> 00:59:49,215
Nobody has asked her out.

1102
00:59:49,317 --> 00:59:51,808
Clear. I'm dating Eleanor Skepple

1103
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:52,887
to test your spell

1104
00:59:52,988 --> 00:59:54,250
and then what happens?

1105
00:59:54,356 --> 00:59:56,017
 �I see myself at the altar with Sham�!

1106
00:59:56,124 --> 00:59:57,182
I don't believe it.

1107
00:59:57,292 --> 00:59:59,021
Do you see what I'm doing?

1108
01:00:00,395 --> 01:00:01,657
The friendship card?

1109
01:00:01,763 --> 01:00:02,695
Yes.

1110
01:00:02,798 --> 01:00:03,822
That's cruel.

1111
01:00:03,932 --> 01:00:05,957
I have no other choice.

1112
01:00:07,436 --> 01:00:10,462
Give it to me, son of a bitch.

1113
01:00:10,572 --> 01:00:12,199
If I marry her,

1114
01:00:12,307 --> 01:00:14,605
- we will chase you and eat you alive.
- Sorry!

1115
01:00:29,024 --> 01:00:30,082
Yes, Stu.

1116
01:00:34,229 --> 01:00:36,163
I can't believe you're still sick.

1117
01:00:36,264 --> 01:00:37,663
How long have you been like this?

1118
01:00:37,766 --> 01:00:39,597
Two weeks. I...

1119
01:00:39,701 --> 01:00:40,998
It's killing me, but

1120
01:00:41,103 --> 01:00:42,434
I don't want to infect you.

1121
01:00:42,537 --> 01:00:44,698
At this point,
I wouldn't mind.

1122
01:00:46,808 --> 01:00:48,571
I feel like a teenager.

1123
01:00:48,677 --> 01:00:50,474
I hadn't talked so much on the phone

1124
01:00:50,579 --> 01:00:51,876
since high school.

1125
01:00:51,980 --> 01:00:53,277
That reminds me...

1126
01:00:54,516 --> 01:00:55,448
Do you want to go to the dance
graduation with me?

1127
01:00:56,952 --> 01:00:58,783
I love your voice.

1128
01:00:58,887 --> 01:01:02,084
The crazy thing is
I don't remember what you are anymore.

1129
01:01:02,190 --> 01:01:04,124
Well, here's an update:

1130
01:01:04,226 --> 01:01:05,488
Now I'm 1.30 m tall,

1131
01:01:05,594 --> 01:01:09,121
I weigh 100 kilos, and I have a deviated eye.

1132
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:12,899
Can I ask you something?

1133
01:01:13,001 --> 01:01:14,229
Yes.

1134
01:01:14,336 --> 01:01:16,668
Don't you like girls?

1135
01:01:21,710 --> 01:01:24,270
No. No.

1136
01:01:24,379 --> 01:01:27,143
Are you there? Seriously, are you still there?

1137
01:01:27,249 --> 01:01:28,147
Yes.

1138
01:01:28,250 --> 01:01:29,774
No... I do like girls.

1139
01:01:29,885 --> 01:01:31,750
You should have seen my room as a boy.

1140
01:01:31,853 --> 01:01:33,844
It was full of posters of... girls!

1141
01:01:33,955 --> 01:01:35,786
I didn't have boy posters.
They were all girls!

1142
01:01:35,891 --> 01:01:39,088
Are you avoiding me?

1143
01:01:39,194 --> 01:01:42,630
No, Cam. I'm dying to see you.
I can't take it anymore.

1144
01:01:42,731 --> 01:01:45,325
Then come. Now. Wash my back.

1145
01:01:45,433 --> 01:01:46,991
Come on.

1146
01:01:47,102 --> 01:01:49,263
I will wear a mask and so will you.

1147
01:01:49,371 --> 01:01:50,269
We will play doctor.

1148
01:01:50,372 --> 01:01:52,897
Oh, God. Yes I want,

1149
01:01:53,008 --> 01:01:54,168
but with him...

1150
01:01:54,276 --> 01:01:55,868
No "buts".
I need to see you.

1151
01:01:55,977 --> 01:01:58,036
I need to see if your mole is real

1152
01:01:58,146 --> 01:01:59,272
He looks like Alfred Hitchcock.

1153
01:01:59,381 --> 01:02:01,144
No, wait. No. That...

1154
01:02:01,249 --> 01:02:03,410
That's a restricted area, huh?

1155
01:02:03,518 --> 01:02:04,815
Not everyone can see

1156
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:06,319
to the master of suspense,

1157
01:02:06,421 --> 01:02:07,683
I don't know if you understand me.

1158
01:02:07,789 --> 01:02:08,881
If I can't see you, let's take

1159
01:02:08,990 --> 01:02:10,321
our telephone relationship

1160
01:02:10,425 --> 01:02:11,517
to the next level.

1161
01:02:12,694 --> 01:02:13,888
What do you mean?

1162
01:02:16,498 --> 01:02:17,692
Ah... like that.

1163
01:02:17,799 --> 01:02:19,528
How delicious.

1164
01:02:19,634 --> 01:02:22,330
I like that.
Do you like it?

1165
01:02:22,437 --> 01:02:23,870
What?

1166
01:02:23,972 --> 01:02:25,269
It's my phone sex voice.

1167
01:02:25,373 --> 01:02:28,638
Come on, Charlie,
humor me.

1168
01:02:28,743 --> 01:02:31,644
Yes I want, but I don't believe
that we should do that.

1169
01:02:31,746 --> 01:02:33,577
I mean, it has nothing...

1170
01:02:33,682 --> 01:02:34,808
Does your phone receive photos?

1171
01:02:34,916 --> 01:02:35,940
Yes. Why?

1172
01:02:36,051 --> 01:02:36,949
Sending.

1173
01:02:37,052 --> 01:02:38,212
Sending?

1174
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:39,878
What are you sending me?

1175
01:02:41,556 --> 01:02:42,454
Damn!

1176
01:02:44,626 --> 01:02:45,752
- I received it.
- Did you receive it?

1177
01:02:45,861 --> 01:02:47,419
That's all for today.
Thank you.

1178
01:02:48,530 --> 01:02:49,861
Oh, God.
One second.

1179
01:02:49,965 --> 01:02:50,932
What's wrong?

1180
01:02:52,467 --> 01:02:54,526
It's done.

1181
01:02:54,636 --> 01:02:56,763
I dated Eleanor Skepple

1182
01:02:56,872 --> 01:02:58,635
and I did not offer her marriage,

1183
01:02:58,740 --> 01:03:00,731
so go ahead.

1184
01:03:02,410 --> 01:03:03,536
Are you there?

1185
01:03:03,645 --> 01:03:05,272
Chuck?

1186
01:03:10,218 --> 01:03:11,310
I feel better.

1187
01:04:00,235 --> 01:04:01,862
Camera in your room?

1188
01:04:01,970 --> 01:04:02,937
Perverted

1189
01:04:09,444 --> 01:04:11,878
What's up with the camera?

1190
01:04:11,980 --> 01:04:14,574
I have to sign
a resignation document

1191
01:04:14,683 --> 01:04:15,775
for the Internet?

1192
01:04:15,884 --> 01:04:17,715
Do you really want to talk?

1193
01:04:19,020 --> 01:04:21,147
Oh, how beautiful.

1194
01:04:21,256 --> 01:04:22,951
God bless you.

1195
01:04:25,093 --> 01:04:25,991
You pushed me.

1196
01:04:26,094 --> 01:04:27,721
Sorry, it's been a long time.

1197
01:04:27,829 --> 01:04:30,229
I see what I'm going to have
than to use protection.

1198
01:04:53,588 --> 01:04:55,556
Stop looking at me.

1199
01:04:55,657 --> 01:04:58,023
You make me crazy.

1200
01:05:27,288 --> 01:05:29,313
...obesity doesn't matter.

1201
01:05:29,424 --> 01:05:30,948
She will not be left alone.

1202
01:05:31,059 --> 01:05:32,458
sometimes love

1203
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:34,994
It makes us want to lose weight.

1204
01:05:35,096 --> 01:05:36,723
Two reasons...

1205
01:05:47,108 --> 01:05:48,632
What the hell...

1206
01:05:51,980 --> 01:05:53,004
Hello.

1207
01:05:53,114 --> 01:05:54,376
So it's done?

1208
01:05:54,482 --> 01:05:55,506
Is it done?

1209
01:05:55,617 --> 01:05:56,709
You said you had

1210
01:05:56,818 --> 01:05:58,217
dated Eleanor Skepple.

1211
01:05:58,319 --> 01:05:59,684
It wasn't true.

1212
01:05:59,788 --> 01:06:01,380
What?

1213
01:06:01,489 --> 01:06:02,888
I didn't want to risk it...

1214
01:06:02,991 --> 01:06:04,390
to marry her.

1215
01:06:04,492 --> 01:06:05,652
But I saw you.

1216
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:07,318
You asked her out.

1217
01:06:07,429 --> 01:06:09,420
No, gee. I asked him the time.

1218
01:06:09,531 --> 01:06:11,192
He said it was 3:53.

1219
01:06:14,269 --> 01:06:15,930
And I trusted you.

1220
01:06:16,037 --> 01:06:16,935
You screwed me, Stu!

1221
01:06:17,038 --> 01:06:18,232
Take out your friendship card.

1222
01:06:18,339 --> 01:06:19,931
What?

1223
01:06:20,041 --> 01:06:22,441
Take out your card and destroy it

1224
01:06:22,544 --> 01:06:23,806
Why did you fuck with me, Stu.

1225
01:06:23,912 --> 01:06:26,813
She's just a girl, buddy.

1226
01:06:26,915 --> 01:06:30,043
No. She's not a girl.

1227
01:06:32,921 --> 01:06:33,979
She is my ideal woman.

1228
01:06:34,089 --> 01:06:36,649
And now I'm going to lose her.

1229
01:06:40,061 --> 01:06:42,325
I'm not going to lose her.

1230
01:06:50,038 --> 01:06:52,063
Breakfast in bed.

1231
01:06:53,441 --> 01:06:57,434
Wake up! Good morning!
It's a beautiful day!

1232
01:06:57,545 --> 01:06:59,012
Wow.

1233
01:06:59,114 --> 01:07:01,446
Do I have to eat all this?

1234
01:07:01,549 --> 01:07:03,141
I went to the supermarket

1235
01:07:03,251 --> 01:07:05,913
and I asked myself:
"What does Cam want?"

1236
01:07:06,020 --> 01:07:07,487
And I couldn't stop.

1237
01:07:07,589 --> 01:07:10,149
I thought: "He wants that and that."
And he bought everything.

1238
01:07:10,258 --> 01:07:11,885
There was no canned ham.

1239
01:07:11,993 --> 01:07:14,086
They... arrive in a week.
Well, enjoy.

1240
01:07:14,195 --> 01:07:15,856
Are you okay?

1241
01:07:15,964 --> 01:07:17,363
Wonderfully.

1242
01:07:17,465 --> 01:07:18,955
I did this...

1243
01:07:19,434 --> 01:07:21,026
And I gave myself one of these.

1244
01:07:21,136 --> 01:07:22,865
I fucked myself.

1245
01:07:23,738 --> 01:07:25,069
You're acting weird.

1246
01:07:25,173 --> 01:07:26,697
No. No, no.

1247
01:07:28,610 --> 01:07:30,578
Yes, eat. Try it, Eat.

1248
01:07:30,678 --> 01:07:31,872
Eat.

1249
01:07:31,980 --> 01:07:34,141
Hey, what plans do you have?

1250
01:07:34,249 --> 01:07:35,739
for... today?

1251
01:07:35,850 --> 01:07:38,318
Go to work.

1252
01:07:38,419 --> 01:07:40,080
I'm going with you!

1253
01:07:40,188 --> 01:07:41,416
Yes, to your work.

1254
01:07:41,523 --> 01:07:43,889
I have it all planned.
I'm going to go.

1255
01:07:45,660 --> 01:07:47,651
It's a joke. I'm not going to your work.

1256
01:07:47,762 --> 01:07:48,990
In fact, on Saturday...

1257
01:07:49,097 --> 01:07:50,394
What plans do you have for Saturday?

1258
01:07:50,498 --> 01:07:51,430
And for Sunday?

1259
01:07:51,533 --> 01:07:52,761
Don't even answer me.

1260
01:07:52,867 --> 01:07:54,300
How was Wednesday?

1261
01:07:54,402 --> 01:07:55,528
What plans do you have?

1262
01:07:55,637 --> 01:07:57,036
Let's make plans

1263
01:07:57,138 --> 01:07:58,196
at this moment

1264
01:07:58,306 --> 01:07:59,705
and I will dance with the pineapple.

1265
01:07:59,807 --> 01:08:00,705
Yes?

1266
01:08:03,578 --> 01:08:06,046
This is all your fault!

1267
01:08:06,147 --> 01:08:09,605
Yours!

1268
01:08:10,785 --> 01:08:13,481
Gosh, why me?

1269
01:08:13,588 --> 01:08:16,386
Shut your mouth, Stu.
Shut up!

1270
01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:20,785
Hello Cam. How are you?
I'm Charlie.

1271
01:08:20,895 --> 01:08:21,953
How are you?

1272
01:08:22,063 --> 01:08:23,223
I wanted to make sure

1273
01:08:23,331 --> 01:08:25,231
that I have your number right

1274
01:08:25,333 --> 01:08:27,733
and I have it, I have it.

1275
01:08:27,835 --> 01:08:28,961
 �Everything good

1276
01:08:29,070 --> 01:08:30,469
at work?

1277
01:08:30,572 --> 01:08:33,473
Go back to your work,
but I remember you

1278
01:08:33,575 --> 01:08:36,066
that on Wednesday we are going out...
to have fun

1279
01:08:36,177 --> 01:08:38,475
Well, see you soon. Goodbye.

1280
01:08:38,580 --> 01:08:39,945
This is your fault!

1281
01:08:40,048 --> 01:08:41,515
Yours!

1282
01:08:45,420 --> 01:08:47,888
Did you eat yet. Why...

1283
01:08:57,565 --> 01:09:00,329
"There's something different here."
since lunch?

1284
01:09:26,227 --> 01:09:28,593
I'm crazy

1285
01:09:28,696 --> 01:09:31,426
I'm crazy

1286
01:09:31,532 --> 01:09:33,864
you drive me crazy

1287
01:09:33,968 --> 01:09:36,835
Your love makes me look crazy

1288
01:09:36,938 --> 01:09:39,429
It makes me look crazy

1289
01:09:39,540 --> 01:09:42,270
Your caresses make me look crazy

1290
01:09:42,377 --> 01:09:45,039
I hope you send me a page

1291
01:09:45,146 --> 01:09:48,172
Your kisses make me
ask you to save me

1292
01:09:48,283 --> 01:09:50,774
Your love makes me look crazy

1293
01:09:50,885 --> 01:09:55,481
It makes me look crazy

1294
01:09:55,590 --> 01:09:57,285
Surprise!

1295
01:09:57,392 --> 01:09:59,587
Now I look like a pig

1296
01:10:01,529 --> 01:10:03,793
The habitat must be elevated.

1297
01:10:03,898 --> 01:10:05,991
Crazy, crazy, crazy

1298
01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:08,261
crazy about you

1299
01:10:10,338 --> 01:10:11,327
I changed my mind.

1300
01:10:11,439 --> 01:10:12,997
I'm going to stay here.

1301
01:10:13,107 --> 01:10:16,008
I know you think I'm going to get in your way,

1302
01:10:16,110 --> 01:10:18,010
but... they won't even notice me.

1303
01:10:18,112 --> 01:10:19,443
I look like them. Look.

1304
01:10:19,547 --> 01:10:21,344
I know how to do that.

1305
01:10:21,449 --> 01:10:24,782
Charlie, I'm working.

1306
01:10:30,391 --> 01:10:32,291
Or I could leave.

1307
01:10:32,393 --> 01:10:33,792
Yes, I...

1308
01:10:36,564 --> 01:10:37,758
I'll get out of here.

1309
01:10:39,667 --> 01:10:40,759
No no.

1310
01:10:40,868 --> 01:10:41,892
Thank you.

1311
01:10:50,545 --> 01:10:52,035
Have a good day.

1312
01:10:53,081 --> 01:10:54,912
My car is around here.

1313
01:11:08,129 --> 01:11:09,289
Hello Cam.

1314
01:11:14,335 --> 01:11:16,303
"ALMOST MARRIED"

1315
01:11:17,572 --> 01:11:19,369
We're going to have fun!

1316
01:11:23,277 --> 01:11:24,437
Hello.

1317
01:11:26,381 --> 01:11:27,939
Let's have sushi for dinner,

1318
01:11:28,049 --> 01:11:29,380
and best of all

1319
01:11:29,484 --> 01:11:30,781
is that the leftovers wrap you up

1320
01:11:30,885 --> 01:11:33,080
for your dog or for your penguin.

1321
01:11:33,187 --> 01:11:34,779
-Charlie...
- You don't like sushi.

1322
01:11:34,889 --> 01:11:36,447
Thai food?

1323
01:11:36,557 --> 01:11:39,526
Listen to me. you need
leave me alone. Do you understand?

1324
01:11:39,627 --> 01:11:40,924
I need space.

1325
01:11:43,498 --> 01:11:44,760
So not today.

1326
01:11:44,866 --> 01:11:48,825
I'm about to change
my phone number.

1327
01:11:48,936 --> 01:11:50,767
Do you understand?

1328
01:12:07,422 --> 01:12:09,447
If you were a hamburger
from McDonald's

1329
01:12:09,557 --> 01:12:11,923
would you be my McPrecious Tits

1330
01:12:12,026 --> 01:12:13,425
with tits on top.

1331
01:12:27,408 --> 01:12:29,137
- Can I see Stu?
- A second...

1332
01:12:29,243 --> 01:12:30,369
Yes.

1333
01:12:30,478 --> 01:12:33,242
Stu, I need you.
It's important.

1334
01:12:33,347 --> 01:12:35,542
I'm Dr. Charlie Logan.

1335
01:12:35,650 --> 01:12:38,244
I don't know who this Stu guy is.

1336
01:12:48,529 --> 01:12:49,427
Call me!

1337
01:12:49,530 --> 01:12:50,554
I need your help.

1338
01:12:50,665 --> 01:12:52,565
Are we still friends?

1339
01:12:52,667 --> 01:12:54,328
Cam is going to fall in love

1340
01:12:54,435 --> 01:12:57,199
and she is going to marry him
next thing that comes out.

1341
01:12:57,305 --> 01:12:59,398
It's going to be me!

1342
01:12:59,507 --> 01:13:01,031
Yes. You are a plastic surgeon.

1343
01:13:01,142 --> 01:13:03,906
You're going to... change my face.

1344
01:13:04,011 --> 01:13:06,138
I don't care if you piss me off.

1345
01:13:06,247 --> 01:13:08,078
I'm going to look like someone else.

1346
01:13:08,182 --> 01:13:09,410
So, when I meet her...

1347
01:13:09,517 --> 01:13:10,609
Hi, I'm Ronald...

1348
01:13:10,718 --> 01:13:12,811
He's going to fall in love with me.

1349
01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:13,978
Let's get to work.

1350
01:13:14,088 --> 01:13:16,283
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

1351
01:13:16,390 --> 01:13:18,858
It's the truth.
Please.

1352
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:20,928
Chuck...

1353
01:13:21,028 --> 01:13:22,962
look around you.

1354
01:13:23,064 --> 01:13:25,862
I can give you tits.
Do you want tits?

1355
01:13:25,967 --> 01:13:28,765
So you're not going to help me.

1356
01:13:28,870 --> 01:13:32,306
Yes, but not by changing your face.

1357
01:13:32,406 --> 01:13:34,067
Come. Sit down.

1358
01:13:35,309 --> 01:13:36,708
There must be another way.

1359
01:13:37,812 --> 01:13:39,677
I know things are bad,

1360
01:13:39,780 --> 01:13:42,681
but they could be
much worse, right?

1361
01:13:42,783 --> 01:13:45,377
I mean, you could be my cousin.

1362
01:13:45,486 --> 01:13:46,976
They told him that he has

1363
01:13:47,088 --> 01:13:48,885
an inoperable brain tumor.

1364
01:13:50,791 --> 01:13:51,689
That's terrible.

1365
01:13:51,792 --> 01:13:52,952
Yes.

1366
01:13:53,060 --> 01:13:54,925
He's only going to live a week.

1367
01:13:55,029 --> 01:13:56,929
Well,

1368
01:13:57,331 --> 01:13:58,559
that's...

1369
01:14:00,067 --> 01:14:01,500
perfect.

1370
01:14:01,602 --> 01:14:03,900
He's the perfect guy for her.

1371
01:14:04,005 --> 01:14:04,903
What?

1372
01:14:05,006 --> 01:14:06,098
It's good for everyone.

1373
01:14:06,207 --> 01:14:07,834
They sleep, she falls in love

1374
01:14:07,942 --> 01:14:09,068
and he dies in a week.

1375
01:14:09,176 --> 01:14:10,302
I comfort her, and...

1376
01:14:10,411 --> 01:14:11,503
Boom! Everyone happy.

1377
01:14:11,612 --> 01:14:12,636
Hey!

1378
01:14:12,747 --> 01:14:15,443
Hit her with a club and marry her

1379
01:14:15,550 --> 01:14:16,346
while unconscious.

1380
01:14:16,450 --> 01:14:17,712
That would work!

1381
01:14:19,420 --> 01:14:21,650
What's wrong with you?

1382
01:14:21,756 --> 01:14:25,317
You have to forget her.

1383
01:14:25,426 --> 01:14:28,793
It's the only thing I can't do.

1384
01:14:59,093 --> 01:15:02,119
- Next time I'll bring my swimsuit.
- Yes, I...

1385
01:15:02,229 --> 01:15:03,526
Oh no.

1386
01:15:03,631 --> 01:15:05,462
That's not good.

1387
01:15:10,838 --> 01:15:11,896
No!

1388
01:15:12,006 --> 01:15:14,167
It's over.

1389
01:15:14,275 --> 01:15:15,606
It has to be George.

1390
01:15:15,710 --> 01:15:17,735
George.

1391
01:15:20,147 --> 01:15:21,910
Hey, George!

1392
01:15:22,016 --> 01:15:23,449
What's up, George?

1393
01:15:23,551 --> 01:15:25,212
- How are you?
- I'm not George.

1394
01:15:25,319 --> 01:15:27,150
Leave Cam alone.

1395
01:15:27,254 --> 01:15:29,654
You're going to leave her alone. Do you hear me?

1396
01:15:29,757 --> 01:15:32,385
- You're George!
-Charlie!

1397
01:15:32,493 --> 01:15:33,960
- I'm not George!
-Cam!

1398
01:15:34,061 --> 01:15:35,221
What are you doing?

1399
01:15:35,329 --> 01:15:37,229
George is an idiot.

1400
01:15:37,331 --> 01:15:38,730
You shouldn't like it. I want to see you.

1401
01:15:38,833 --> 01:15:41,324
Don't come near me!
Don't come near me!

1402
01:15:41,435 --> 01:15:42,402
- No no. Wait!
- No!

1403
01:15:43,437 --> 01:15:45,496
I fall.

1404
01:15:47,208 --> 01:15:48,470
What's wrong with you?

1405
01:15:52,847 --> 01:15:53,939
They're biting me!

1406
01:15:54,048 --> 01:15:56,243
Do you have fish in your pants?

1407
01:16:01,555 --> 01:16:04,718
Oh, those bastards are bad!

1408
01:16:04,825 --> 01:16:06,224
Yes? They don't like it

1409
01:16:06,327 --> 01:16:07,885
that disturb their environment.

1410
01:16:07,995 --> 01:16:09,462
Let's go, friend.

1411
01:16:09,563 --> 01:16:11,497
I know he acted crazy...

1412
01:16:11,599 --> 01:16:12,793
Let me guess.

1413
01:16:12,900 --> 01:16:14,299
You think you are an amulet

1414
01:16:14,402 --> 01:16:17,303
and you fear that I will marry the next one,

1415
01:16:17,405 --> 01:16:19,873
so you suffocate me
and you attack my friends.

1416
01:16:19,974 --> 01:16:21,032
And George?

1417
01:16:21,142 --> 01:16:22,541
And your date with George?

1418
01:16:22,643 --> 01:16:24,543
Wednesday night.

1419
01:16:24,645 --> 01:16:26,340
He's my hairdresser!

1420
01:16:28,149 --> 01:16:30,777
Excuse me, I was listening to you.

1421
01:16:30,885 --> 01:16:32,785
Is it Charlie Logan, the amulet?

1422
01:16:32,887 --> 01:16:35,481
Because... I was wondering...

1423
01:16:35,589 --> 01:16:37,682
I can't. I'm sorry.
Cam, listen.

1424
01:16:37,792 --> 01:16:38,690
- No no.
-Cam...

1425
01:16:38,793 --> 01:16:40,886
I don't think we can
move on.

1426
01:16:40,995 --> 01:16:42,019
- Don't say it.
- It doesn't work.

1427
01:16:42,129 --> 01:16:44,188
Please don't tell me it's over.

1428
01:16:46,367 --> 01:16:47,459
It's over.

1429
01:17:16,464 --> 01:17:17,362
 �Dr. Charlie?

1430
01:17:17,465 --> 01:17:19,365
Hello, Reba.

1431
01:17:19,467 --> 01:17:21,401
I've been calling him.

1432
01:17:21,502 --> 01:17:22,594
Where was he?

1433
01:17:22,703 --> 01:17:24,568
I took another day off.

1434
01:17:24,672 --> 01:17:27,607
 �Has access to the roof
our building?

1435
01:17:27,708 --> 01:17:30,905
Oh, the things
They can't be that bad.

1436
01:17:31,011 --> 01:17:34,242
I want to thank you.

1437
01:17:34,348 --> 01:17:37,146
I met a wonderful man.

1438
01:17:37,251 --> 01:17:38,878
I think he's the good one.

1439
01:17:38,986 --> 01:17:42,979
How good.
I'm happy for you.

1440
01:17:44,358 --> 01:17:47,725
He did something very good,
Dr. Charlie.

1441
01:17:47,828 --> 01:17:51,127
Help people
to find love...

1442
01:17:51,232 --> 01:17:52,460
It's fabulous.

1443
01:17:55,669 --> 01:17:57,728
I know I didn't think
who would be responsible

1444
01:17:57,838 --> 01:17:59,499
that I found love,

1445
01:17:59,607 --> 01:18:00,767
but that's how it was.

1446
01:18:00,875 --> 01:18:02,638
You helped me, Dr. Charlie.

1447
01:18:13,454 --> 01:18:15,319
Dr. Charlie, are you okay?

1448
01:18:15,422 --> 01:18:18,357
Love will fall like rain.
I am suffering.

1449
01:18:18,459 --> 01:18:19,949
He was right, Reba.

1450
01:18:20,060 --> 01:18:21,049
It's raining.

1451
01:18:21,162 --> 01:18:22,993
Holy heavens!

1452
01:18:26,967 --> 01:18:28,730
I need to search on Google.

1453
01:18:28,836 --> 01:18:29,962
Unacceptable!

1454
01:18:30,070 --> 01:18:31,298
Hey!

1455
01:18:31,405 --> 01:18:32,565
I wish I hadn't seen it!

1456
01:18:32,673 --> 01:18:34,607
Can't one masturbate?

1457
01:18:34,708 --> 01:18:36,073
How disgusting.

1458
01:18:36,177 --> 01:18:37,405
It is known that

1459
01:18:37,511 --> 01:18:39,069
prostate stimulation...

1460
01:18:39,180 --> 01:18:41,512
No, no, no. Get dressed

1461
01:18:41,615 --> 01:18:43,139
And wash your hands!

1462
01:18:45,853 --> 01:18:47,946
I know I'm bewitched.

1463
01:18:48,055 --> 01:18:50,546
If that's what you mean
really crazy,

1464
01:18:50,658 --> 01:18:51,818
you are bewitched

1465
01:18:51,926 --> 01:18:52,984
Don't you remember?

1466
01:18:53,093 --> 01:18:54,151
Black lipstick, long nails.

1467
01:18:54,261 --> 01:18:56,161
I wanted to see my penis,

1468
01:18:56,263 --> 01:18:57,924
I pulled my nipples

1469
01:18:58,032 --> 01:18:59,431
and cursed me.

1470
01:18:59,533 --> 01:19:02,263
I lost the person
most special of my life.

1471
01:19:02,369 --> 01:19:04,462
I have to break this spell.

1472
01:19:04,572 --> 01:19:06,699
You haven't lost me, dude.

1473
01:19:06,807 --> 01:19:07,967
You always count on me.

1474
01:19:08,075 --> 01:19:09,770
Drive the fucking car.

1475
01:19:13,681 --> 01:19:15,911
I'm so sorry, little friend.

1476
01:19:20,087 --> 01:19:22,317
Hey, what's wrong with Chester?

1477
01:19:22,423 --> 01:19:24,323
His girlfriend is sick.

1478
01:19:24,425 --> 01:19:26,416
He sent her to be treated.

1479
01:19:26,527 --> 01:19:28,188
He stopped washing himself.

1480
01:19:30,898 --> 01:19:32,490
It breaks your soul.

1481
01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:33,999
If she doesn't come back,

1482
01:19:34,101 --> 01:19:36,535
I may never find another partner.

1483
01:19:42,209 --> 01:19:46,202
Murphy, maybe you reacted
too harshly.

1484
01:19:46,313 --> 01:19:48,144
You should call him.

1485
01:19:48,249 --> 01:19:49,477
I can't, Joe.

1486
01:19:49,583 --> 01:19:51,574
You saw it.
He's crazy.

1487
01:19:51,685 --> 01:19:54,586
Love sometimes does that to you.

1488
01:19:54,688 --> 01:19:56,849
I don't want another philosophy lesson.

1489
01:19:56,957 --> 01:19:58,891
I was suffocating.

1490
01:19:58,993 --> 01:20:01,154
I want to be part
of someone's life,

1491
01:20:01,262 --> 01:20:02,422
not all his life.

1492
01:20:02,529 --> 01:20:06,932
Have you seen your room lately?

1493
01:20:07,034 --> 01:20:08,524
If you love something,

1494
01:20:08,636 --> 01:20:12,094
sometimes you want to be
surrounded by it.

1495
01:20:19,747 --> 01:20:21,442
It's here. It's here.

1496
01:20:25,352 --> 01:20:27,843
How to make him break the curse?

1497
01:20:27,955 --> 01:20:30,423
You can leave
Let me see your penis, right?

1498
01:20:30,524 --> 01:20:31,991
It was a joke.

1499
01:20:32,092 --> 01:20:33,320
Chuck...

1500
01:20:35,029 --> 01:20:36,257
It was a joke.

1501
01:20:37,298 --> 01:20:38,287
Holy shit.

1502
01:20:44,705 --> 01:20:46,935
Hello. Is your mom there?

1503
01:20:48,676 --> 01:20:51,338
Is her name Anisha?

1504
01:20:51,445 --> 01:20:53,743
Why 50 questions?

1505
01:20:53,847 --> 01:20:55,246
There were two.

1506
01:20:55,349 --> 01:20:56,611
It's a hyperbole.

1507
01:20:56,717 --> 01:20:58,241
Who is it, my life?

1508
01:21:00,187 --> 01:21:03,953
Are you Anisha Carpenter?

1509
01:21:04,058 --> 01:21:06,049
Do I know you?

1510
01:21:07,494 --> 01:21:09,189
I'm Charlie Logan.

1511
01:21:10,464 --> 01:21:13,126
I know it sounds crazy,

1512
01:21:13,233 --> 01:21:15,861
but you cast a spell on me

1513
01:21:15,970 --> 01:21:17,130
so that all my girlfriends

1514
01:21:17,237 --> 01:21:19,068
they will fall in love with another

1515
01:21:19,173 --> 01:21:20,800
and I need...

1516
01:21:20,908 --> 01:21:22,432
May you break the spell.

1517
01:21:26,680 --> 01:21:27,840
Oh! That's your earring.

1518
01:21:27,948 --> 01:21:29,313
You were wearing it...

1519
01:21:29,416 --> 01:21:32,317
at the party,
when you pulled my hair

1520
01:21:32,419 --> 01:21:34,011
and you did like this... with that thing.

1521
01:21:34,121 --> 01:21:35,486
You wanted to see my penis

1522
01:21:35,589 --> 01:21:36,613
and I told you no.

1523
01:21:36,724 --> 01:21:38,624
Go to your room and lock it.

1524
01:21:38,726 --> 01:21:40,125
But it's getting good.

1525
01:21:40,227 --> 01:21:41,194
Do it.

1526
01:21:42,730 --> 01:21:44,823
I'm sorry.

1527
01:21:44,932 --> 01:21:49,369
What can I do to convince you?
can you help me?

1528
01:22:07,488 --> 01:22:11,185
Cancel the curse, please.

1529
01:22:11,291 --> 01:22:12,690
Charlie, it was a girl.

1530
01:22:12,793 --> 01:22:14,124
I didn't know what I was doing.

1531
01:22:14,228 --> 01:22:15,525
I don't even know what I did.

1532
01:22:15,629 --> 01:22:17,096
You fucked up my life!

1533
01:22:17,197 --> 01:22:18,289
That's what you did.

1534
01:22:18,399 --> 01:22:20,060
Be careful with your language.

1535
01:22:20,167 --> 01:22:22,465
To your room. Now.

1536
01:22:25,372 --> 01:22:30,435
Anisha, I beg you.

1537
01:22:30,544 --> 01:22:32,842
Have you wanted someone so much?

1538
01:22:32,946 --> 01:22:35,107
that you would do anything
for having it?

1539
01:22:36,917 --> 01:22:39,351
If someone must be yours,

1540
01:22:39,453 --> 01:22:42,013
someday it will be.

1541
01:22:46,126 --> 01:22:48,060
No. Wait. No!

1542
01:22:48,162 --> 01:22:49,993
If you think that why I came

1543
01:22:50,097 --> 01:22:51,223
You and I are going to...

1544
01:22:51,331 --> 01:22:54,300
I wasn't talking about you.

1545
01:22:55,903 --> 01:22:57,632
My husband, Kurt.

1546
01:22:57,738 --> 01:23:00,332
Charlie, I was 10 years old.

1547
01:23:00,441 --> 01:23:02,341
I thought I was in love,

1548
01:23:02,443 --> 01:23:04,434
but I also liked Scott Baio.

1549
01:23:05,946 --> 01:23:07,277
So...

1550
01:23:13,087 --> 01:23:15,920
I ruined it.

1551
01:23:16,957 --> 01:23:20,324
Then all you have to do is let her go.

1552
01:23:31,371 --> 01:23:32,497
Yes, wow!

1553
01:23:32,606 --> 01:23:34,267
You are my hero!

1554
01:23:36,710 --> 01:23:39,304
How was it?

1555
01:23:39,413 --> 01:23:40,437
Take me home.

1556
01:23:40,547 --> 01:23:43,345
I'm not that easy.

1557
01:23:43,450 --> 01:23:46,442
You're going to have to take me
to dinner first,

1558
01:23:46,553 --> 01:23:48,714
handsome

1559
01:23:48,822 --> 01:23:50,483
I have to let her go,

1560
01:23:50,591 --> 01:23:52,650
let nature
follow its course.

1561
01:23:52,759 --> 01:23:54,624
If you love something, let it go.

1562
01:23:56,396 --> 01:23:58,489
Cam is going to answer

1563
01:23:58,599 --> 01:23:59,861
to the new gay Chuck.

1564
01:23:59,967 --> 01:24:02,060
Take me home.

1565
01:24:02,169 --> 01:24:03,796
I have to make a call.

1566
01:24:05,639 --> 01:24:07,607
"PARADISON FOR PENGINES"

1567
01:24:15,949 --> 01:24:18,850
Hi, I'm looking for Howard Blaine.

1568
01:24:18,952 --> 01:24:20,214
Hello Howard.

1569
01:24:20,320 --> 01:24:21,947
We don't know each other,

1570
01:24:22,055 --> 01:24:26,424
but I have a friend
who you need to know.

1571
01:24:32,699 --> 01:24:33,859
Howard?

1572
01:25:51,345 --> 01:25:52,972
Eat me.

1573
01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:54,570
Eat me.

1574
01:25:54,681 --> 01:25:56,080
Got you.

1575
01:25:58,485 --> 01:25:59,679
I beat you.

1576
01:26:00,721 --> 01:26:02,689
I beat you.

1577
01:26:02,789 --> 01:26:04,484
I'm getting married!

1578
01:26:05,726 --> 01:26:08,217
Chuck! I found
to the girl of my dreams

1579
01:26:08,328 --> 01:26:11,263
and thanks to you
I offered her marriage.

1580
01:26:11,365 --> 01:26:13,230
Lara, come here.

1581
01:26:13,333 --> 01:26:14,561
Do you remember Lara?

1582
01:26:16,570 --> 01:26:18,663
fell from the sky

1583
01:26:19,773 --> 01:26:23,174
in my office
to correct a "defect".

1584
01:26:23,277 --> 01:26:24,437
He has polymastia.

1585
01:26:25,646 --> 01:26:27,443
More than two breasts.

1586
01:26:27,547 --> 01:26:29,708
Isn't it perfect for me?
Show him.

1587
01:26:29,816 --> 01:26:30,714
No no.

1588
01:26:30,817 --> 01:26:32,114
No, it doesn't matter.

1589
01:26:32,219 --> 01:26:33,447
Really.

1590
01:26:33,553 --> 01:26:35,783
This embarrassed me,
before

1591
01:26:35,889 --> 01:26:37,686
that this cherub

1592
01:26:37,791 --> 01:26:39,952
made me realize
how special I am.

1593
01:26:40,060 --> 01:26:41,220
Very special, baby.

1594
01:26:41,328 --> 01:26:43,125
I love you, hottie.

1595
01:26:43,230 --> 01:26:44,663
Show them.

1596
01:26:47,734 --> 01:26:49,292
 �It is the most beautiful

1597
01:26:49,403 --> 01:26:51,598
What have you seen in your life?
Yes or no?

1598
01:26:51,705 --> 01:26:54,868
It's like seeing the Colorado Canyon
for the first time.

1599
01:26:54,975 --> 01:26:57,535
It's like seeing the Earth
from space.

1600
01:26:57,644 --> 01:26:59,373
<i>That's like Three's Company,</i>

1601
01:26:59,479 --> 01:27:01,379
but they are all Chrissy.

1602
01:27:01,481 --> 01:27:02,607
I'm happy for you.

1603
01:27:03,884 --> 01:27:06,819
But we didn't come for that.

1604
01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:10,253
Did you know that it smells like shit here?

1605
01:27:10,357 --> 01:27:12,188
Open a window.

1606
01:27:12,292 --> 01:27:13,691
It's giving me...

1607
01:27:13,794 --> 01:27:14,954
Tell him, baby.

1608
01:27:15,062 --> 01:27:17,656
I'm Katie's friend.
who knows Cam,

1609
01:27:17,764 --> 01:27:19,823
and says Cam is leaving today

1610
01:27:19,933 --> 01:27:22,527
to Antarctica
with a penguin guru.

1611
01:27:25,972 --> 01:27:28,941
How good.
I'm happy for her.

1612
01:27:32,279 --> 01:27:34,839
You don't look happy at all.

1613
01:27:34,948 --> 01:27:38,111
I loved her and let her go.

1614
01:27:38,218 --> 01:27:39,845
I met another,

1615
01:27:39,953 --> 01:27:43,013
but I let her go.
That's what's important.

1616
01:27:49,463 --> 01:27:51,488
He's leaving, brother.

1617
01:27:52,899 --> 01:27:54,196
To Antarctica...

1618
01:27:55,469 --> 01:27:56,959
right now

1619
01:27:57,070 --> 01:28:01,166
He leaves.

1620
01:28:01,274 --> 01:28:05,438
He leaves.

1621
01:28:05,545 --> 01:28:10,812
He leaves...

1622
01:28:10,917 --> 01:28:12,248
What am I doing?

1623
01:28:12,352 --> 01:28:13,512
That's what we say!

1624
01:28:13,620 --> 01:28:16,316
Run!
Go get your girl, will you?

1625
01:28:16,423 --> 01:28:17,412
It's a little slow.

1626
01:28:48,955 --> 01:28:51,150
With permission. Sorry, guys.

1627
01:28:53,393 --> 01:28:55,224
With permission.

1628
01:28:55,328 --> 01:28:58,456
"The flight has already left"
to Antarctica?

1629
01:28:58,565 --> 01:29:00,658
There are no direct flights, sir.

1630
01:29:00,767 --> 01:29:01,825
The connecting flight?

1631
01:29:01,935 --> 01:29:03,903
Which one? There are two.

1632
01:29:04,004 --> 01:29:05,164
"I already addressed...

1633
01:29:05,272 --> 01:29:07,797
the flight with passenger Cam Wexler?

1634
01:29:07,908 --> 01:29:11,139
I'm sorry, sir.
I can't give you that information.

1635
01:29:11,244 --> 01:29:14,407
You can't pass without a ticket, sir.

1636
01:29:14,514 --> 01:29:16,277
I have to go to Antarctica,

1637
01:29:16,383 --> 01:29:19,477
so give me a ticket
for both planes.

1638
01:29:19,586 --> 01:29:23,181
There are only tickets
First class, sir.

1639
01:29:23,290 --> 01:29:26,487
Of course.
Give me both.

1640
01:29:28,061 --> 01:29:30,052
Do you have luggage?

1641
01:29:30,163 --> 01:29:31,289
No.

1642
01:29:31,398 --> 01:29:33,093
No.

1643
01:29:33,200 --> 01:29:35,634
Do you know that it is -51 degrees there?

1644
01:29:35,735 --> 01:29:36,759
Yes.

1645
01:29:39,206 --> 01:29:41,640
It's $17,412.

1646
01:29:48,515 --> 01:29:49,504
Do it.

1647
01:29:53,854 --> 01:29:54,980
Here you go.

1648
01:30:03,630 --> 01:30:06,121
Shoes, belt, watch.

1649
01:30:06,233 --> 01:30:08,167
Have you never been to an airport?

1650
01:30:15,575 --> 01:30:16,872
What's in the pockets?

1651
01:30:16,977 --> 01:30:18,103
Coins.

1652
01:30:18,211 --> 01:30:20,179
There are coins in the pockets.

1653
01:30:20,280 --> 01:30:21,304
Put them in the bucket.

1654
01:30:21,414 --> 01:30:22,813
Don't waste the great...

1655
01:30:22,916 --> 01:30:24,474
No! On the girl!

1656
01:30:24,584 --> 01:30:25,881
I don't need them.

1657
01:30:25,986 --> 01:30:27,044
Do you want to do it quickly?

1658
01:30:27,153 --> 01:30:28,552
I'm in a hurry.

1659
01:30:28,655 --> 01:30:30,020
Are you in a hurry?
Take off your pants.

1660
01:30:30,123 --> 01:30:31,488
What?

1661
01:30:31,591 --> 01:30:33,684
You heard me.
Take off your pants.

1662
01:30:35,729 --> 01:30:37,788
Just kidding, moron. No.

1663
01:30:37,898 --> 01:30:39,331
Why would you do something like that?

1664
01:30:39,432 --> 01:30:40,729
Come on, come in.

1665
01:30:42,636 --> 01:30:45,070
Go, go, go.

1666
01:31:06,393 --> 01:31:07,360
Cam.

1667
01:31:08,628 --> 01:31:10,721
Wait!
One more! Take.

1668
01:31:18,505 --> 01:31:19,597
That's what I wanted to do.

1669
01:31:30,784 --> 01:31:31,682
Allow me.

1670
01:31:31,785 --> 01:31:32,752
Thank you.

1671
01:31:34,521 --> 01:31:35,510
Charlie?

1672
01:31:35,622 --> 01:31:37,886
I'm sorry.
Please don't be angry.

1673
01:31:37,991 --> 01:31:40,789
To Antarctica?
Why didn't you take her to the movies?

1674
01:31:40,894 --> 01:31:42,020
Charlie...

1675
01:31:42,128 --> 01:31:44,289
I know it's crazy
that is here,

1676
01:31:44,397 --> 01:31:46,991
but it was crazier not to come.

1677
01:31:47,100 --> 01:31:49,534
Excuse me,
They have to take a seat.

1678
01:31:49,636 --> 01:31:50,534
Charlie...

1679
01:31:50,637 --> 01:31:51,729
all my life

1680
01:31:51,838 --> 01:31:53,499
I have been nothing more than a stepping stone

1681
01:31:53,607 --> 01:31:55,336
in all my relationships.

1682
01:31:55,442 --> 01:31:58,434
There's always a guy after
who is better than me.

1683
01:31:58,545 --> 01:32:02,413
This time I want to be next.

1684
01:32:05,552 --> 01:32:09,386
I had never told him this
to anyone in my life.

1685
01:32:09,489 --> 01:32:10,478
cam...

1686
01:32:14,194 --> 01:32:16,389
I love you.

1687
01:32:16,496 --> 01:32:17,929
I love you, Cam.

1688
01:32:20,467 --> 01:32:23,061
Please don't go.

1689
01:32:24,571 --> 01:32:28,063
Charlie, I'll be back on Wednesday.

1690
01:32:28,174 --> 01:32:29,539
What?

1691
01:32:29,643 --> 01:32:30,541
Yes.

1692
01:32:30,644 --> 01:32:31,804
But Howard and...

1693
01:32:31,911 --> 01:32:35,244
 �You know the wife
Howard, Marilyn?

1694
01:32:35,348 --> 01:32:37,680
Howard's wife?

1695
01:32:37,784 --> 01:32:39,274
Howard's wife!

1696
01:32:39,386 --> 01:32:40,353
Hello.

1697
01:32:40,453 --> 01:32:41,852
Hello, Howard's wife.

1698
01:32:41,955 --> 01:32:42,944
Howard's wife!

1699
01:32:43,056 --> 01:32:45,616
I know you called him.

1700
01:32:45,725 --> 01:32:47,386
I knew you wanted to meet him.

1701
01:32:47,494 --> 01:32:49,394
I knew it would make you happy.

1702
01:32:49,496 --> 01:32:51,691
I swear that's what I wanted to do.

1703
01:32:51,798 --> 01:32:54,562
Furthermore, the female
choose your partner.

1704
01:32:56,636 --> 01:32:58,729
But you've been acting very...

1705
01:32:58,838 --> 01:33:00,499
I know. Like an idiot.

1706
01:33:00,607 --> 01:33:02,598
There is no longer the excuse of the amulet.

1707
01:33:02,709 --> 01:33:06,042
I don't want to think about the past anymore
nor in what it could be.

1708
01:33:06,146 --> 01:33:08,979
I'm only interested in what it is.

1709
01:33:09,082 --> 01:33:11,448
And this...

1710
01:33:11,551 --> 01:33:13,781
This is it.

1711
01:33:16,790 --> 01:33:18,485
Ladies and gentlemen,

1712
01:33:18,591 --> 01:33:20,286
We are going to close the doors.

1713
01:33:20,393 --> 01:33:21,485
Please take a seat.

1714
01:33:24,564 --> 01:33:25,656
It's for you.

1715
01:33:25,765 --> 01:33:27,323
Take.

1716
01:33:47,654 --> 01:33:48,712
Charlie!

1717
01:33:58,565 --> 01:34:00,226
Excuse me, are you the one who...

1718
01:34:00,333 --> 01:34:01,493
It is no longer.

1719
01:34:31,231 --> 01:34:34,689
"ONE YEAR LATER"

1720
01:35:01,628 --> 01:35:02,822
Excuse me.

1721
01:35:17,677 --> 01:35:20,578
What are you looking for, little guy?

1722
01:35:20,680 --> 01:35:21,977
Sex tapes.

1723
01:35:22,081 --> 01:35:25,710
What's the point of taking care of other people's houses?
if one cannot see

1724
01:35:25,819 --> 01:35:28,879
Homemade porn movies?

1725
01:35:28,988 --> 01:35:31,286
Lottery! You are a genius.

1726
01:35:33,426 --> 01:35:34,450
Let's see.

1727
01:35:34,561 --> 01:35:35,528
Wait.

1728
01:35:43,403 --> 01:35:45,303
Do it. Do it. Oh, like that.

1729
01:35:45,405 --> 01:35:46,303
My love...

1730
01:35:46,406 --> 01:35:47,964
What?

1731
01:35:48,074 --> 01:35:49,132
Oh, you like it...

1732
01:35:49,242 --> 01:35:51,142
to do things with...

1733
01:35:51,244 --> 01:35:53,644
Well, for the last time.

1734
01:35:53,746 --> 01:35:54,644
The last one.

1735
01:35:54,747 --> 01:35:55,839
Yes.

1736
01:35:55,949 --> 01:35:57,007
I don't like to do it

1737
01:35:57,116 --> 01:35:58,447
with animals, you know.

1738
01:35:58,551 --> 01:36:00,041
I know. It's lies.

1739
01:36:00,153 --> 01:36:01,051
It's okay.

1740
01:36:01,154 --> 01:36:02,052
It excites me.

1741
01:36:02,155 --> 01:36:03,053
Well.

1742
01:36:03,156 --> 01:36:05,590
Hello. �You...

1743
01:36:05,692 --> 01:36:06,886
Would you like...

1744
01:36:06,993 --> 01:36:08,392
Do you come to this glacier a lot?

1745
01:36:09,662 --> 01:36:13,154
I like you because
You are a soul, a people.

1746
01:36:14,334 --> 01:36:15,665
Do you like it?

1747
01:36:15,768 --> 01:36:18,066
Yes. Do it faster.

1748
01:36:18,171 --> 01:36:20,264
Do you like... me doing that?

1749
01:36:21,541 --> 01:36:23,441
Have you seen me do...

1750
01:36:23,543 --> 01:36:24,703
Yes, yes.

1751
01:36:24,811 --> 01:36:26,176
Baby, don't worry.

1752
01:36:28,214 --> 01:36:29,511
Yes, I like that.

1753
01:36:35,321 --> 01:36:36,481
You like it, right?

1754
01:36:36,589 --> 01:36:37,487
Yes.

1755
01:36:37,590 --> 01:36:38,614
I love it.

1756
01:36:38,725 --> 01:36:40,920
Don't say "Ahhh.
No more "Ahhh. "

1757
01:36:43,930 --> 01:36:45,693
Do it. That.

1758
01:36:45,798 --> 01:36:46,696
That, yes.

1759
01:36:47,800 --> 01:36:50,826
That fascinates me.

1760
01:36:50,937 --> 01:36:52,336
Now do the other thing.

1761
01:36:52,438 --> 01:36:53,564
Do the other.

1762
01:36:56,743 --> 01:36:58,802
Look. This is what you like.

1763
01:36:58,912 --> 01:37:00,675
Yes, you know what I like.

1764
01:37:00,780 --> 01:37:04,307
Oh, I'm getting very excited.

1765
01:37:04,417 --> 01:37:06,385
Do you like me to eat it?

1766
01:37:06,486 --> 01:37:08,716
Yes. My love, I'm ready.

1767
01:37:10,089 --> 01:37:13,616
Turn that off, hottie.

1768
01:37:15,328 --> 01:37:16,488
Do you still want?

1769
01:37:16,596 --> 01:37:17,494
Yes.

1770
01:37:17,597 --> 01:37:18,495
Well.